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Because they rebelled from the dragons and aren't allowed to breed while in captivity

 

Why can't I name my dragons that?

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Because you can only name them "This".

 

How do I get more egg slots?

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You have to climb Mount Everest first. In real life. They're up there.

 

What is this shiny, metallic yellow thing I caught in the jungle, and is it worth anything?

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It's probably worth a couple new release eggs. If you want I'll trade you for it. RIGHT NOW.

 

 

How come some dragons don't have wings but others do?

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Because before a dragon enters life, its soul spins the wheel of dragons. Some have good luck, like Ridgewing, Nebula, White, Pink or Royal Blue master race. Some...are not so lucky, like Waterhorses, Mints, Sweetlings, Dorsals or Aegis Dragons.

 

Help! My Dorsal is red! I thought they were purple!

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You have to bite the egg. Actually bite your device screen over the egg image. Or print an image of the egg and bite that.

 

My orange egg turned olive green, is it dying? What do I do?

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Because they are not spooky enough! A Halloween egg can only be bred if spoopyness is at least 666%!

 

Can I use an Aeon Wyvern to win the lottery?

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Sure, but the dragon would then insist you split the winnings 60-40 in its favor.

 

What is a badge?

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It's a consolation prize for losing a contest. It stays on the top of your scroll to remind you of your shame. It's best to avoid entering contests or events because people with lots of badges get made fun of.

 

Can I get a diamond from a Diamondwing?

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Yes, just breed it with a Coal dragon.

 

Can Candelabras make candles?

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Because you are not worthy. The only way to view TJ's Scroll is to:

1. Make it to the north pole.

2. Climb Mt Everest

3. Get through the Bermuda Triangle alive.

4. Discover El Dorado.

5. and whilst doing all of those things, you have to listen to the mr blobby song on a loop.

 

Where do I find paper dragons?

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Coming soon to a stationary store near you!

 

Why can't I find any of the other Seasonals? I keep finding Autumns..

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They're a special kind of vampire that can turn into a dragon. They can look like any kind of dragon they like, but especially love being gold, silver or prize dragons; avoid touching them or their eggs or they might just add you to their undead ranks!

 

Why can't my Ridgewing and Magelight dragons breed?

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Because the two breeds have an ancestral feud going back hundreds of generations. Best send any of those dragons to me so the fighting doesn't destroy your scroll!

 

What does the Red dragon's BSA do?

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Send your dragons off to Barbados, they'll come back with a lovely golden tan, and will then be known as a Holiday Dragon.

 

Why can't my cheese dragon breed?

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Leave it at the side of the road, start your car, and drive away.

 

Why is there sometimes only one type of egg in the AP?

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because they all grew an alliance and escaped the grasps of their owners in rebellion

 

why can't my two-headed lindwyrm and sunstone dragon mate?

Edited by petewentztheemogod

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Because Sunstones represent the sun and Two-Headed Lindwyrms are associated with the moon so if you bred them together it would cause the Apoc-eclipse.

 

What are Unique Views?

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