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Confirms that it will take eons for your egg to hatch.

 

Why are new release eggs so elusive?

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Because they're wary of other dragons, so they hide one of the moons.

 

Why can pygmies only breed with other pygmies?

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Pygmies get a massive minority complex when they are around bigger dragons, so they avoid them at all costs.

 

Why is my Lumina suddenly tan?

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First you have to master air, water, earth, and fire...

 

What do dragons eat?

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"Do not tickle the dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

Us, of course!

 

What is an lol egg? unsure.gif

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It is an egg you create by eating a pancake while laughing manically.

 

What are thuweds?

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Thuban's life-mated Balloons. It's a very special thing to get one of her offspring. But careful. If there's no Balloon in the lineage, it's a fake!

 

How do I get a gold egg?

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Well, since normal breeding is two dragons together, alt breeding clearly involves the use of a petri dish...

 

What's a biome?

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Robots, with clockwork circuitry, shaped like a dragon.

They can't go out in the rain.

 

Why can't I have two scrolls?

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Because there's a parchment shortage going around so there isn't any extra to spare. ninja.gif 'd

 

A shy, awkward, middle school-age dragon.

 

What is a release?

Edited by Denwayasha

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When a collection of people all burp at the same time.

 

What are Halloween Dragons?

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Teeny-weenie dragons that like to say "Hello!", but eventually this got shortened to "Halloween".

 

How to I put an avatar on the forum?

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Tape a picture IRL to your computer.

 

Why aren't pumpkins' sprites small like the other pygmies? (To be honest, I actually want to know this XDDD)

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Tape a picture IRL to your computer.

 

Why aren't pumpkins' sprites small like the other pygmies? (To be honest, I actually want to know this XDDD)

The Pumpkin King decided that they would be the ultimate pygmy, and magically made them grow. How dare you question their size? (I think the pygmy itself is small, and the only reason it's big is because it's in the pumpkin.)

 

How come I can't find any CB Shimmers or Tinsels? sad.gif

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You have to message TJ saying "MAKE ME A SPRIIIIIITER"

 

(But Pumpkins look long...? Maybe they just wanted to add more detail, so it's not to scale with the other sprites.)

 

Who is Odeen?

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Odeen is one of the almighty dragon gods of Valkemare. You need to know that dragons are actually quite religious.

 

How can I make my eggs hatch faster?

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The noises most dragons make to attract a mate.

 

Why can I only hold 4 eggs? (I can actually hold 5 but yeah)

Edited by kittyrules2003

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Because if you hold any more you'd become rich too quickly, and the economy would fall.

 

What are signatures?

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What you write whenever you use a credit card.

 

Why is there only one holiday pygmy?

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