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It's a sort of seaweed. Actually, I have no idea what that is either...

 

How do you role play?

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You act the role of a leader, and play a game. tongue.gif

 

How do you name dragons?

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Go to the nearest church and ask for christening. Then sacrifice the pope after he has christened them by feeding him to your dragons.

 

What is the "Forum" for?

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The "Forum" is the main hub for trolls of all shapes, sizes, and experiences. The government is trying to find the source of the "Forum" and shut it down for the sake of the internet.

 

How do you get an Avatar dragon?

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You get it by changing your avatars(profile picture) into a picture of 'Keep calm and carry on'

 

What are fansites?

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Actually, I have no idea what that is either...
A Thuwed is a dragon belonging to TJ (the creator of DC), or a descendant of his dragons, like this one. :)

 

Back on topic: To hatch an egg you have to sit on it, of course!

 

How do I capture the change my avatar?

 

 

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You have to eat a pie with the words, Change on it.

 

How do we influence eggs?

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Yell at them through a megaphone telling them what gender to be. Works every time!

 

What is the raffle?

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Because they are very shy.

 

What does it mean to have a neglected dragon?

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You kill off both of it's parents and leave him at an orphanage.

 

How do you get a chicken?

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Buy a farm.

 

Why does my Black dragon look different from the others? Is that a bad thing?

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Go to the store and make sure it hatches under a toad. The eggs go for about 3.99 per dozen.

 

What is a Split?

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yes, you can, but you need to be educated and licensed first; a normal process takes about 7 years. it is difficult as some people do not have the aptitude for handling dragons.

 

What is the wilderness?

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A place where the risks are high, but, legend says that the riches are even higher. Many dragons have gone, seeking fortune, but none have successfully come out alive. They say a wild monster by the name of the Lagmonster resides here, stopping time at his leisure and erasing being's memories of their consciousness.

 

How do you create a Guardian of Nature?

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What? Do you think you're God? No mere mortal can create a Guardian of Nature.

 

Can I have multiple dragon scrolls?

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Sure. Just make sure to put them into the fireplace when you're done.

 

Can I have an egg named with an emoji?

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