What not to say to a Newbie

[ViperSwan]

No question, hehe :3

 

Why can't I pull my dragon out of the computer?

[Tiga]

Because it is gendered. You can only pull out ungendered adults, but the problem is that they bite.

 

How do we ride a dragon?

[DefunctAccount]

Distract it with a piece of cheese, hop on it, and hope it doesn't kill you.

Edit: Does not work with cheese dragons.

 

I checked out a sprinter's scroll and they had a dragon that looked different from the other's of its species. Where do I get one like that?

[Kanaye]

You must give the spriter 166 cheese hatchies and 1 chicken.

 

What do Cheese Dragons taste like?

[DarkShinyLugia]

They taste like wine, when you have wine with them.

 

What happens if you drink tea near a black tea dragon?

[DefunctAccount]

Your tea becomes a dragon. Black tea dragons have the amazing power to turn tea into a dragon.

 

What do adult dragons do? There just sitting there doing nothing.

[Summa]

They're moderators in disguise who are actually watching your every move and keystroke.

 

Where is the Quick Questions thread?

[zaverxi]

Right above the slow questions thread.

 

How do you breed holidays?

[DarkShinyLugia]

You wait until December 21, 2012.

 

Can I make my Black Tea dragon drink coffee?

[Fiarlie]

Yes, but the only way to get coffee is to have at least 1000 dragons on your scroll, so it may take a while.

 

How do I shave the fur from my Pillow dragons?

[ViperSwan]

You get the biggest flute you can find, play the dragon a lullaby, then get the other dragons to shave it! But be warned! They are like Angora rabbits and the fur will only grow back longer!

 

What can I do to have a dragon hatchling 'playpen' so they can play with each other?

[Dimar]

Hire professional architects to draw up blueprints for your Super-Hatchling Funtime Arena Of Doom and then spam TJ with the results.

 

Why can I only have 2 Christmas CBs?

Edited August 19, 2014 by Dimar

[HorseChick]

Because Santa says so.

 

How do I trade?

[Naraku]

You need to release one of your Magi Dragons. Eventually, it will come back with the dragon(s) you wanted in return.

 

I've accidentally neglected my dragon egg and it turned sickly green. How do I turn it back to normal?!

[purplehaze]

Abandon it quick!!!! It will make all the rest of your eggs get sick and die.

 

Why did I just get a Sunset hatchling when the egg I had was from two Sunrise dragons?

[OtomeKristinOtaku]

Get a paintbrush and paint it back to its original color.

 

How do I get a CB Prize?

[Melomancer]

By creating a second scroll and announcing it on the forums.

 

How do I use the dragon encyclopedia?

[Naraku]

Only dragons can use the dragon encyclopedia. Just ask your dragons politely.

 

Why do my Nocturne Dragons turn blue at night?

[LupusEques]

Because I punch them at night, and they get bruised.

 

How do I fix dragon sickness?

[Yeeyee]

By sending them to the Sparkle fairy, of course!

 

 

 

 

How do I breed my dragons?

[LupusEques]

Go to the store and by bread, then throw it on them, congratulations! You have successfully breaded your dragons.

 

Why is this guys tongue so pointy?

[LoveLoveNightmare]

Because he's a smartass and has a sharp tongue.

 

Why do my GoNs not breed more GoNs?

[DragonLove234]

Because you didnt worship them and cover them in bread.

 

How do you catch a dragon?

Edited December 1, 2014 by DragonLove234

[Nivvekk]

With a really, really, really big net!

 

How do I hatch my egg?

[Hazel360]

Summon the spirits of the underworld, place a jiangshi beside it, run and come back 7 days later. It should now be a hatchling.

 

Are there necromancers in DC?