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What not to say to a Newbie

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It makes all your eggs gold. Not the secret page like you heard of.

 

Why will are there medals on people's pages?

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Because they've viewbombed enough targets.

 

Why can I only have one Leetle Tree?

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Because you have too many dragons! Release them ALL!

 

Why are there cracks in my eggs?!

Edited by ChocolateIzzy

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Because you have to do the dance on front of your computer, in blue underwear while eating nutella.

 

 

How many dragons does it take to get a gold badge?

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I believe its like 42,000 according to _Z_

 

 

How do I change my forum avatar?

Edited by Enderkid

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By clicking edit profile, and smacking your computer until something happens.

 

Why does it say I can't find the egg I'm looking for?

 

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Clicks kill eggs! Quick, fog it for a week so it doesn't get any.

 

How do I ride my dragons?

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It means you are over the limit for dragons, you can't catch any more, congrats, you've won the game!

 

How can one find the DC IRC, and what is it?

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One does not simply find or know what DC IRC is, but it is mythed to be atop the TJ mountains. You will find your answer there.

 

How do I delete an account?

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In order to delete an account, You must throw your computer across the room, set it on fire, and burn the house down.

 

Is there any mini-games hidden across the site?

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Yes, but it only shows itself to those worthy enough to play it.

 

What does Fertility do?

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A Thuwed is a frozen male hatchling! Duh.

 

How do you get a Neglected?

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If you release all your dragons it will appear on your scroll.

 

What are leetle trees?

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Trees that you plant for your dragons to eat and become tiny and rainbow colored. You can plant them in your Valentine's Day garden.

 

Why aren't there any 4th of July dragons?

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