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What not to say to a Newbie

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Holy water and the Silver dragon's BSA, "Purify".

 

What makes my eggs get sick sometimes?

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They're actually made of the same material as bouncy balls.

 

How do I use 'Teleport'?

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They drop in the Magic biome at exactly 11:11 pm cave-time.

 

What happens if I Incubate a Paper egg?

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It catches on fire and burns your scroll.

 

 

Why are my dragons refusing to breed?

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They're frightened of each other...

 

What's a trophy?

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Turns your dragons good or evil.

 

Why can't I catch a Guardian of Nature?

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What? Nonsense. You can totally catch a Guardian of Nature. They are just extremely rare. Kind of like legendary pokemon but not.

 

How do I get a Zombie Dragon?

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Give a dragon a laptop with internet access and make it join Facebook, Tumblr, and some fandoms, and it'll turn into a Zombie soon enough...

 

How do I win a Prize dragon?

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You enter a race, win a prize, enter another one, win a prize, then wait and celebrate Christmas for 10 years in a row--then you'll get one.

 

What is a Tinsel Dragon?

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A dragon made of cheap Christmas decorations. It's not worth anything, and you should dump it if you ever find an egg.

 

How do I buy dragons?

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You can't buy them, you can only rent them.

 

How do I get a avatar?

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You set a trap in the abandoned dragon egg cave and wait until it is sprung. Be sure to use heavy duty cable or rope as those avatars are strong and will escape your trap if you use cheap materials.

 

 

What do I feed my newly acquired eggs?

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Scrambled eggs

 

What is a neglected dragon?

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In someone else's cave - help yourself

 

What do I do when my egg shell cracks? Is it dangerous?

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It means someone took your egg and turned it into an omelette and I'm pretty sure the mother will come and hunt you down for that.

 

Why can't I kill my Leetle tree?

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Some environmentalists might complain if you do.

 

Why aren't rare eggs as common as common eggs?

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They're not, they're just far away.

 

Why won't my Easter Eggs hatch? ;~;

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Oh they will, they just need 999,999,999+ Views, so post them everywhere!

 

How do I get a CB Alt. Vine?

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