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Granted, but it tastes disgusting.

 

I wish I could have that Alolan Ninetales already.

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Granted, but it is also over sooner.

 

I wish Serena remains in the pokémon Anime in the next series. (Amourshipping ftw!)

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Granted, you now live in the Sahara where there is no winter.

I wish I could manipulate objects on a sub-atomic scale with my mind (telekinesis).

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Granted!...but I accidentally shot you into a massive black hole by mistake...oops.

 

I wish we could go back to writing each other snail mail.

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Granted! It's delivered exclusively by snail.

 

I wish I knew more!

 

(Also wow, I can't believe my thread's still running!)

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Granted. You now know too much, so a secret society only you know about plans to silence you.

 

I wish Walt Disney would come back from the grave so he can make his vision right again.

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Granted! That's how we get zombies. And great Disney movies!

 

I wish for a fish.

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Granted, but the fish bad-mouths you all the time...

 

I wish I can go inside my favourite game.

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Granted, but due to the devastation of whole fields of crops by herbivorous pest dragons, the impacts of leviathans destroying whole aquatic ecosystems, wiping out whole schools of fish, and the social, financial as well as physical collapse of whole cities, the world now lives in a fiery, dragon-riddled dystopia.

 

I wish for it to be sunny.

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Granted...but then it's too hot and you end up with horrific sunburn. :/ Also...

 

I wish it wasn't so sunny...

 

 

(where I am atm is up and above the 30's..being from Eastern Europe I'm not accustomed to that, so much. xd.png, it's stifling!)

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Granted, but it is now forever snowing.

 

I wish for a zombie apocalypse...

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Granted! You're patient zero.

 

I wish for a new laptop.

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Granted, it is now run by angry communists. Your family went in for questioning two years ago and you still haven't seen or heard from them.

 

I wish turtles had wings.

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Granted, but now everyone is afraid that a turtle will fly into them.

 

I wish I was more creative...

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Granted, but you're so bad at flying that you'd rather walk.

 

I wish that a lobster chicken hybrid really existed.

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