Posted August 2, 2016 Granted, but they break before you can even use them the first time. I wish I had a carnival funnel cake. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 2, 2016 Granted, but it tastes disgusting. I wish I could have that Alolan Ninetales already. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 2, 2016 Granted, but it gets stolen by Team Rocket. I wish my vacation was here sooner. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 2, 2016 Granted, but it is also over sooner. I wish Serena remains in the pokémon Anime in the next series. (Amourshipping ftw!) Share this post Link to post
Posted August 9, 2016 Granted, but she's only in 1 episode. I wish for a mansion. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 9, 2016 Granted, but all the room doors are permanently locked. I wish for summer to be longer! Share this post Link to post
Posted August 9, 2016 Granted, you now live in the Sahara where there is no winter. I wish I could manipulate objects on a sub-atomic scale with my mind (telekinesis). Share this post Link to post
Posted August 10, 2016 Granted, but everyone fears you for your powers. I wish more people shipped Staron. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 14, 2016 Granted, two more people now ship Staron. I wish intergalactic travel was invented. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 15, 2016 Granted!...but I accidentally shot you into a massive black hole by mistake...oops. I wish we could go back to writing each other snail mail. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 16, 2016 Granted! It's delivered exclusively by snail. I wish I knew more! (Also wow, I can't believe my thread's still running!) Share this post Link to post
Posted August 16, 2016 Granted. You now know too much, so a secret society only you know about plans to silence you. I wish Walt Disney would come back from the grave so he can make his vision right again. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 16, 2016 Granted! That's how we get zombies. And great Disney movies! I wish for a fish. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 16, 2016 Granted, but the fish bad-mouths you all the time... I wish I can go inside my favourite game. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 16, 2016 Granted, you're now trapped in your favorite game. I wish dragons existed. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 16, 2016 Granted, but due to the devastation of whole fields of crops by herbivorous pest dragons, the impacts of leviathans destroying whole aquatic ecosystems, wiping out whole schools of fish, and the social, financial as well as physical collapse of whole cities, the world now lives in a fiery, dragon-riddled dystopia. I wish for it to be sunny. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 16, 2016 Granted...but then it's too hot and you end up with horrific sunburn. :/ Also... I wish it wasn't so sunny... (where I am atm is up and above the 30's..being from Eastern Europe I'm not accustomed to that, so much. , it's stifling!) Share this post Link to post
Posted August 17, 2016 Granted, but it is now forever snowing. I wish for a zombie apocalypse... Share this post Link to post
Posted August 17, 2016 Granted! You're patient zero. I wish for a new laptop. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 17, 2016 Granted! Password Locked HP Laptop running on Intel Pentium I wish for world domination Share this post Link to post
Posted August 17, 2016 Granted, it is now run by angry communists. Your family went in for questioning two years ago and you still haven't seen or heard from them. I wish turtles had wings. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 17, 2016 Granted, but now everyone is afraid that a turtle will fly into them. I wish I was more creative... Share this post Link to post
Posted August 18, 2016 Granted, Your Creativity increased by .00000000000000001%! I wish I am the owner of a golden temple Share this post Link to post
Posted August 22, 2016 Granted, but you went bankrupt building it. I wish I could fly. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 24, 2016 Granted, but you're so bad at flying that you'd rather walk. I wish that a lobster chicken hybrid really existed. Share this post Link to post
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