Corrupt-A-Wish

[Esko]

Granted, but history nerds (like me) swarm you demanding why you're alive

 

I wish I could finally get a computer of my own

[MetalDragon]

Granted. It has Windows Vista installed.

 

 

I wish I was my avatar

[Esko]

Granted, but people call the police about a stalker

 

I wish my band was not playing so horribly right now

[MetalDragon]

Granted, now they don't play at all

 

 

I wish I could hurl a meteor somewhere in the world

[Esko]

((Oh god yes))

Granted, but it hits Earth and kills us all

 

I wish summer vacation started today

[TheTron852]

Granted, but then you forgot nearly everything you learned at school.

 

I wish EA would cease to exist.

[hgfggg]

Granted, but EA stands for Emergency Air. All astronauts die. Do you really want that blood on your hands?!

 

I wish that Path Light would respond to this comment, so he couldn't say he didn't.

[MetalDragon]

Granted, except your wish causes me to turn into Path_Light since I am the one responding. I hope you're happy now.

 

 

I wish that had not happened.

[Draconiusultamius]

Granted but now nothing happens at all because time is stopped.

 

I wish I was less boring.

[Esko]

Granted, but you are so hyped that everybody is sick of you

 

I wish I did not need sleep

[cippisweetForForums]

Granted, but you sleep anyway.

 

 

I wish my forum posts got replied to right when they were posted

[sailing101]

Granted but you are a dragon

((so, a Ninja dragon? AWSOME!! (but not how this game is supposed to be played) ))

 

Granted, but it is the same guy, obsessively stalking your every post. Also, his name is path Light.

 

 

I wish Path light knew how to properly play this game, giving actual corruptions to wishes rather than doing the exact opposite of a wish or giving a "Yes, but no" answer.

[Naraku]

Granted, but now there are six new users that do the exact same thing Path did.

 

I wish amiibo scalpers would just disappear.

Edited June 9, 2015 by JolteonTails

[Path Light]

Granted but they appear every time

 

I wish I can growl

[MetalDragon]

Granted but you can't

 

 

 

I wish I was a genius

[cippisweetForForums]

Granted, but now you're such a genius your whole family is sick of you

 

I wish MetalDragon didn't have that Gold Dragon trick in his sig.

[MetalDragon]

Granted, it's now a Silver Dragon trick

 

 

I wish I didn't live in Brazil

[hgfggg]

Granted. You now live in the slightly less homophobic but much more warlike People's Nation of Bracil.

 

I wish that my friend came back online.

[Esko]

Granted, but he never got off

 

I wish I didn't click that Sunrise/set egg

[KingSpinosaurus]

Granted.You clicked a waterhorse egg.

 

I wish I could sleep more instead of going to school.

[Esko]

Granted, but you sleep through a prize giveaway and miss it. Good job

 

I wish I could fly

[KingSpinosaurus]

Granted,but when you decide to land,you crash.

 

I wish I could download some people and then delete them

[TheTron852]

Granted, but you were left open for malignant hackers.

 

I wish I had a teleporter or the ability to teleport at will.

[KingSpinosaurus]

Granted,but you always teleport in the wrong place,at the wrong time.

 

I wish all my ND experiments would be succesfull.

[Esko]

Granted, but you never find rares ever again >

 

I wish I remembered to wish for something the first time I posted this

Edited June 10, 2015 by Esko_the_Wolf