Corrupt-A-Wish

[Naraku]

Granted, however it's so unoriginal it has low stats, thus getting destroyed in the first turn.

 

I wish it was sunny. (reverse psychology shh)

Edited April 28, 2015 by JolteonTails

[Esko]

Granted, but solar flares hit the Earth and burned the surface. Not to mention a crazy virus is infecting people and driving them insane.

 

I wish my Trios had inspiration to summon a GoN

[Naraku]

nice, Maze Runner reference

 

Granted. However, the trios summoned a Guardian Dragon instead by accident. They're now uninspired again.

 

I wish I had a powerful camera.

[C88]

Granted. The camera is now alive and full of power and proceeds to beat the living tar out of you.

 

I wish for unlimited bacon sandwiches

[Echostorm]

Granted. You now have an unlimited amount of bacon sandwiches, however, they expire in less than two seconds. Have fun with that.

 

I wish my anime would be continued.

[SakuraHimitsu]

Granted. You are now the main character in the most horrifying/insane anime you have seen.

 

I wish I found a pile of gold in my back yard.

[MrSpyro]

It's just a bunch of those chocolate coins in gold wrappers.

 

I wish for a puppy.

[Myexternalist]

Granted, but it bites you constantly.

 

I wish I could teleport.

[Skystep6]

Granted, but the location you teleport to is randomized. This includes the chance of appearing inside an active volcano.

 

I wish for an unlimited supply of tea.

Edited April 29, 2015 by Skystep6

[Esko]

Granted, but the colonists dump it into the bay

 

I wish my dad was not so filled with hatred for anime

[SakuraHimitsu]

Granted, his weeaboo, stereotypical love of anime annoys you to no end.

 

I wish I had a new housecoat (that fits properly )

[Skystep6]

Granted, but it is made with the most hideous colors and patterns you can imagine.

 

I wish that my internet connection would be better.

 

 

[Esko]

Granted, his weeaboo, stereotypical love of anime annoys you to no end.

 

I wish I had a new housecoat (that fits properly )

((Oh gawd, that would be a nightmare))

 

Granted, but you discover that the Datamonster attacked while your internet was slow

 

I wish I had an idea for a wish

[Skystep6]

Granted, but just as you were about to say the wish, you lost your train of thought and forgot the wish. You shall never remember it.

 

I wish that my plants would be able to talk and have conversations with me when I'm lonely.

 

 

[Esko]

Granted, but they talk about akward and dirty things

 

I wish I could get every dragon in the DC world onto my scroll

[C88]

Granted, but your scroll gets burned because TJ thought you were a hacker.

 

I wish for a fast metabolism

[Esko]

Granted, but you digested so fast you digested your own stomach, and....um. Yeah

 

I wish I had all day and every day to play on DC

[SakuraHimitsu]

Granted. You are teleported into the DC world into a den of black dragons with no known way back.

 

I wish I could remember what and where the black dragon egg description is/is found.

Edited April 29, 2015 by SakuraHimitsu

[C88]

Granted, but you erase it as soon as you find it and are banned for hacking.

 

I wish for unlimited doritos

[Skystep6]

Granted, but the flavoring was licked off the Doritos before you got them.

 

I wish that school gave less homework.

[Valvatorez]

Granted, but the problems you need to solve become 1000x more difficult.

 

I wish I could stop time.

[Path Light]

Granted, but you cannot

I wish Bad Rap #143 can roar

[hgfggg]

Granted. However, that is the name of your mixtape.

 

I wish the internet lost all of its spam.

[Path Light]

Granted. But it did

 

I wish I can roar like an angry Tyrannosaurus Rex

Edited June 6, 2015 by Path Light

[Anniepimm]

Granted but you have a sore throat so can't even roar

 

 

I wish I could telly-port so i don't need a car...