Corrupt-A-Wish

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted. A series with the same story named "stupid vampires" exists instead.

 

I wish for a giant spaceship.

[chee]

Granted!!! But now the 13 year olds of the world don't care about reading.

 

I wish my brother wasn't anoyying.

[Durppie]

Granted, now he's 2x as annoying.

I wish for a broom closet.

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, but there are no brooms on it.

 

I wish for a high-rank status on NASA. =D

[Durppie]

Granted, it's only in a dream that you have it.(not to be mean)

I wish for the AP to stop clogging the cave.

[Shalarean]

Granted, but now it clogs the main cave.

 

I wish I had a mountain dew!

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, but the mountain collapses and falls over you.

 

I wish for (i know this is going to end very bad!) a low oxygen setting in my ship while i am 35555939940 AU from sun.

[SilverHawk007]

Granted, but your ship dissapears

 

I wish had a $ 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 dollars

[Durppie]

Granted, you lose it in 1 minute.

I wish for some creepers.

[OrbiterSpore]

..........SSSsssSSSUP?

 

I wish that the major mess-up bug in spore never existed... I lost a of good things with it. <

[dangershy]

Granted, they all blow up, now you have to go and remake them.

 

There is no wish to be granted and messed with.

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, but it leads to a self-agreement reclusive loop, the continuum is messed up again.

 

I wish for white text.

[dangershy]

Granted.

 

Here is your white text.

[color=white][/color]

 

 

I wish for orange text.

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted but it's the annoying oran-*shot*

 

I wish for a new computer.

[dangershy]

Granted, it explodes in your face.

 

I love annoying orange!

[Shalarean]

Not-granted. You didn't wish.

 

I wish I hadn't burnt my tongue.

[AllieCat]

Granted, but it falls off instead.

 

I wish I would never have any homework again!

[Durppie]

Granted, instead of homework, you have tests.

I wish health class wasn't as pointless and dumb as it is now.

[dangershy]

Granted, but now your trapped in the classroom.

 

I wish for no more Global Warming nor Global Freezing.

[dragoon1234]

Granted. We move one inch towards the sun and everything burns. Geez thanks danger!

 

 

I wish, i wish, i wish this rhyme didn't end with fish!

[-platinum-draco-]

Granted. It ends with you dying a horrible death .

 

I wish I had more socks.

Edited April 14, 2011 by -platinum-draco-

[Durppie]

Granted, you suffocate in the stench.

 

I wish for a binder.

[dragoon1234]

Granted. But you got so many you lose focus of anything.

 

i wish for a BK fish meal.

[chee]

Granted but even though it says it's fish it's actually some other kind of meat.

 

I wish not to go to school today

[wonton55912]

Granted, but you go to prison.

 

I wish I could RP.