Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff likes to make pickled eggs and give them to her friends to see their reactions 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I was feuding with Lovecats, but she hasn't played on the forum for over a month (but she has hatchlings on her scroll)

 

@catstaff deliberately told the chickens about RegalPlumewing eating eggs to upset them. Now RegalPlumewing's lair is surrounded by an angry flock. 

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisetrained a flock of attack turkeys.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff works with Cisco

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingraces ostriches.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseis the Ace pilot of the Strafing Seagulls Squadron.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff was injured in The Great Emu War.

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[AsymDoll13]

@Long_Before_Sunrise caused the Emu War. 

[catstaff]

@AsymDoll13is a penguin in disguise

 

 

@Long_Before_Sunrise that's bizarre - how in the heck did my post in response to your Emu War thing show up above the post I was responding to???

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

That was because I hid it and rewrote it.

 

@catstaff supports Canada Geese as our new overlords.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseworks for the Robin Resistance.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff has a dragon named Nekkid As A Jay Bird concealed in the elaborate custom arrangement of her scroll.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseis pearl-clutching because she thinks dragons shouldn't be nekkid.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff makes her dragons wear cargo shorts and sleeveless undershirts with backwards baseball caps, saggy socks and untied sneakers. She never taught them how to dress, though, so the end results are ... creative.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisedresses her dragons in corsets, hoopskirts, and Civil War-era ballgowns.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff is catching on to my smuggling operation. 😮

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisedoesn't seem to realize that anyone who knows history, knows how a lot of smuggling happened during the Civil War.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff HAS BEEN READING BANNED BOOKS!

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise dresses their dragons in horse costumes (pygmies get to wear a two-person one!)

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing has offended my herd of Horse Dragons and Hellhorses.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise eats nothing but spam 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing is Chrysalis in disguise, eating up all the love.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisewants to become a butterfly.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff wants to buy a plush version of their country in ponderable-orb form

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewinghas a collection of plushie viruses.