Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff has a printed black leatherbound copy of The Evil Overlord List on her desk with the title spelled out in studded steel letters.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisehas the copy of the Evil Overlord List printed on pink paper with Hello Kitty on the cover, to better disguise their evil intentions.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff found the decoy copy, not the one with the notes.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisetortures their prisoners by playing Baby Shark on endless repeat.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff knows we must all suffer together.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise has a career as a horse breeder irl

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

That actually was my career goal before I hit puberty.

 

@RegalPlumewing used to mutilate Barbies and Barbie horses to create centaurs.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise secretly has a hoard of MLP merchandise tucked away in their closet somewhere that they tell nobody about

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewinghas a collection of Breyer horses.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff works a 9-5 job at a shop devoted to cats

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingwants to learn to growl like Tatiana Shmailyuk of the band Jinjer.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff deeply respects their employer, who has sixteen toes in toe-tal

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingdoesn't respect my employers.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff's employers don't respect RegalPlumewing or any object on a flat surface.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise owns a horse ranch

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing looked in the forbidden suitcase.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise is secretly a centaur-unicorn-pegasus thing in real life

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing thinks I fell out of a copy of A Wrinkle In Time.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseactually fell out of a copy of A Swiftly Tilting Planet.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff is obsessed with tigers and wants to own one as a pet

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing is obsessed with TikTok and wants to own it. (She has some opinions to share.)

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisewants to take over Tinder.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise I actually want to stay as far away from TikTok as I can for various reasons including the overall toxicity of the community, people who use it as a vessel for their eating disorders, and it might actually be spyware.

 

@catstaff refers to their cats as “furry deities.”

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

2 hours ago, RegalPlumewing said:

@Long_Before_Sunrise I actually want to stay as far away from TikTok as I can

I meant so you could ban people off of it.

 

RegalPlumewing has an altar set up dedicated to her cat. There's nothing on it, but the cat.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise likes to read MLP fanfiction to relive the Good Old Days™️.