Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[AsymDoll13]

@Long_Before_Sunrise doesn't lie. They've been stalking Todd. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Todd is definitely not the type to abscond with private property of a confidential nature.

[AsymDoll13]

Long doesn't understand that Todd is a good boy. Mostly. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Todd should train for a new career pecking at grabby hands in the biomes on release night.

[AsymDoll13]

Maybe he already does, and would be more inclined to do it more if it didn't happen to always be you that he pecks. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Todd would never seek an unfair advantage.

[AsymDoll13]

It seemed to work since I got an egg! Ha! 😛

 

Maybe if you put the book down on Medieval Torture, you could get an egg~ 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You don't understand. I need the book to smack grabby paws.

Not my fault the author had an awful lot to say on the subject.

[AsymDoll13]

It is an interesting topic, but honestly, you're never going to be able to build the Iron Maiden that you want to build. It's not happening. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff will happily help me collect 'pieces.'  >.>

[catstaff]

5 hours ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

@catstaff will happily help me collect 'pieces.'  >.>

Well, sure... let's see, Nicko lives in Boca Raton, FL; we might be able to catch him at his restaurant there... Dave lives in Hawaii, I think on Maui... Bruce has been staying with his girlfriend in Paris... 🤣🤣🤣

 

@Long_Before_Sunriseloves chloroforming people.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

This is supposed to be baseless lies.

 

@catstaff always comes up with a larger total of bottles of chloroform than I get when I do inventory. 🤔

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriselikes to blame me for their math fails.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff seems surprised I won't own my mistakes.

I sell them to debt collect agencies myself through shell companies.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseeats a lot of clams, scallops, etc, so they can build more company offices from the shells.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff was almost eaten by a very large catfish as a child.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseis jealous because I was hanging out with rock stars yesterday.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff bribed them to hang out with liquor.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisestole all my vodka.

(Amusingly enough, they supplied us with beer! The drum tech came out to where we were chatting, carrying some unopened beers that the guitarist didn't drink during the show, and passed them out to the group chatting with the drummer. 🍻 Kai's a really nice guy, there were a few of us out there chatting when he came out and joined us - he knew one of the people in the group. It was cold, but worth it!)
 

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Edited May 8, 2022 by catstaff

[Lagie]

catstaff is actually the guy in the middle.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lagie did it and won't admit it!

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseis only blaming Lagie in hopes of getting a confession out of someone.

[AsymDoll13]

Catstaff isn't really a cat.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@AsymDoll13 mourns her underdeveloped potential for evil.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseconstantly studies the Evil Overlord List, so as to learn from everyone else's mistakes as they plot to conquer the world.