Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@Scarlet_claw is planning to turn me in if there's reward money.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseis plotting to steal the reward money before Scarlet_claw can claim it.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff sells footwear out of the trunk of her car. 

[Scarlet_claw]

@Long_Before_Sunrise tried to go head to head with @catstaff and sell hats.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@Scarlet_claw was angry she couldn't get an Axolotl hat for free and burned my inventory for which I was unfairly blamed.

[Scarlet_claw]

@Long_Before_Sunrise stole all of my motivations potions-not like they worked very well anyways

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@Scarlet_claw's potion gave me stomach aches all week. It was not motivating.

[Scarlet_claw]

Only because @Long_Before_Sunrise had bad Chinese food the night before they stole my potion

[catstaff]

@Scarlet_clawis just upset because it was really a love potion that got stolen.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff wasn't aware of that until that toddler drank it.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

@Long_Before_Sunrisewas responsible for my disappearance

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvik is blaming me when we know it was the Smartfridge keeping them captive during that time.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseblames Siri and Alexa for everything that goes wrong.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff keeps coming up witn the money to have AI monitoring units placed in my lair. 

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseis developing nanotechnology to place AI monitoring units in my hair.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff thinks she looks cool wearing electronics in her hair and keeps asking me to program them to flash in multicolored light patterns.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisejust wants to have cool electronic hair and star in a music video.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff has order multiples of the Google ad cat shirt that says "Purr Evil. Life is good."

[wall_eating_lizard]

@Long_Before_Sunrise has stolen grass from peoples backyard before 

[catstaff]

@wall_eating_lizardsecretly plays in a black metal band.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff idolizes Jem and the Holograms.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisewants Nicko McBrain's drum kit.
 

Spoiler

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Shiny...

 

@catstaff doesn't know better than to put temptation in front of dragons.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisenever can tell when they're being played.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff is proud of me because I haven't stalked asymdoll13 for hours. HOURS!