Posted December 25, 2015 Out pops a yule buck hatchling. I insert a 25 carat sapphire. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 26, 2015 Out comes a handful of rhinestones. I insert some eggnog. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 29, 2015 out comes a eggnog producing cow I insert some ions Share this post Link to post
Posted December 30, 2015 out comes a bunch of protons and electrons I insert a small electric chair Share this post Link to post
Posted December 30, 2015 Out comes an useful generator. It's much better than that terrible electric chair. I insert a fluffy dragon. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) After about a minute of vicious grinding sounds and squeaks, out pops a bright woolly jumper and a rather wrinkly yet shaken dragon. <Looks like I did forget to insert something, sorry about that> Edited January 1, 2016 by lovecats99 Share this post Link to post
Posted January 1, 2016 Out comes cough syrup - that is to say, syrup made of coughs. I insert some firecrackers Share this post Link to post
Posted January 20, 2016 Out comes a huge puff of smoke and lots of ashes. I insert a sack of coffee beans. Share this post Link to post
Posted January 26, 2016 *pokes machine* come on, I need my coffee! *goes away and makes coffee* *Inserts coffee* Share this post Link to post
Posted January 26, 2016 Out comes more hot coffee, burning someone's hands. I insert five million bees. Share this post Link to post
Posted January 26, 2016 Loud buzzing can be heard from inside the machine, then out comes a million buckets of honey. I insert a small shark figure. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 1, 2016 *Jaws music plays* AHHH A SHARK!!! A shark comes out and eats the nearest thing, which happens to be one of the bees. I manage to stuff the shark back into the machine. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 1, 2016 Out comes a small shark figurine. I insert a toy car. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 7, 2016 The Vending Machine begins fuming and juttering for about a minute until a small Hot Wheels car pops out. I insert a small cactus. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 8, 2016 Out comes a large cactus at top speed - better duck fast! I insert an origami crane. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 8, 2016 Out comes an origami stork carrying a little paper dragon. I insert a bottle of sunscreen. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 9, 2016 You can hear squelching sounds, and the vending machine eventually spits out a mostly-empty bottle of sunscreen. I insert a Luke Skywalker action figure. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 22, 2016 The machine rattles and occasionally the Alliance sign flashes on its screen. After a while, it gives out a large puff of smoke and a light sabre clatters to the ground. I insert a stack of cat images. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 26, 2016 Out comes a stack of rather ornery cats who all proceed to meow discontentedly before wandering off. I insert a DVD of Donnie Darko. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 26, 2016 The DVD comes out as a donut I insert TJ09 with a Ban Hammer Share this post Link to post
Posted February 26, 2016 Out comes a small paper with writing on it. "You're banned," it says. I insert a glow in the dark plastic star. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 27, 2016 The machine casts some magic on it, out comes a miniature white star. I insert a warlock Share this post Link to post
Posted March 8, 2016 Many magic sparks float out of the machine, and the warlock reappears outside of it, looking very annoyed. *inserts leftover magic sparks* Share this post Link to post
Posted March 22, 2017 The magic sparks condense once more to create another (very disgruntled) warlock. Which I then take home and maybe get him some therapy; he's been through so much poor fellow. But before I leave I insert some abandoned hipster mixtapes I happen to have in my pocket. Share this post Link to post
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