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My friend just sent me two gift messages.

 

"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you ran away. "

 

"This year to save me from tears, I'll chain you to something special."

 

I'm dying, someone help me. xd.png

 

What are you guys gonna put in your holiday messages? I'm trying to think of clever things that might bring out a smile.

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Got sent a plaid-wrapped present with the message "When you look deep into the plaid, the plaid looks back." xd.png

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I've gotten some hilarious ones xd.png

  • "BIRD TAG BIRD TAG BIRD TAG BIRD TAG BIRD TAG BIRD TAG BIRD TAG BIRD TAG" (written on a bird tag, ofc)
  • "The cold never bothered me anyway wink.gif" (in response to my minor trolling, where I sent out a "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?" card on a snowman tag)
  • "PieMaster vs. CakeBoss! FIGHT!" I will never look at my username the same way again.
And a bunch more with warm remarks and wishes that I get better <333

 

Edit: I've just been proposed to xd.png

  • "Wanna get married? Yeah that's a good idea let's get married."
Edited by PieMaster

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Nothing yet, but I've been sending people:

"Have a Nightmare Before Christmas! Well, minus the skeleton shenanigans..."

 

EDIT: I just got a great one!

"No more cats! Who said it's okay to use them as bows? Are you kitten me?"

Edited by TheDarkLatias

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This one cracked me up when it appeared in my box. I've gotten some very lovely seasonal greetings as well happy.gif

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"That turkey knows the 2-step."

 

...xd.png what? Just what?

 

EDIT: Just got this: "We hate apples." Totally anonymous.

 

 

 

WHAT.

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Someone with the username "yellowsnow" gave me a gift.

 

I can rest peacefully now.

That was me tongue.gif

 

I haven't gotten any hilarious ones yet, but I hope for some soon.

 

Lol, thanks ZR... "Don't eat yourself!" to yellowsnow.

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i just sent out 80+ funny ones yay

 

edit: just noticed the default says: Have a happy holidays

 

a holidays? shouldn't it be holiday? or take out the A? haha

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I'm usually sending out good wishes and cute ones, but I'd love to receive more funny ones!

 

So far the funniest one I got is :

 

Error 404. A kittie ate your bow. Have a purrfect holiday anyway.

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Nothing yet, but I've been sending people:

"Have a Nightmare Before Christmas! Well, minus the skeleton shenanigans..."

 

EDIT: I just got a great one!

"No more cats! Who said it's okay to use them as bows? Are you kitten me?"

win.

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EDIT: I just got a great one!

"No more cats! Who said it's okay to use them as bows? Are you kitten me?"

Because you asked. biggrin.gif

 

 

"Why is Xmas like a job? U do the work & the fattie in the suit gets credit."

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Just sent some funny ones. Waiting to see if they pop back up here.

 

Yep.

 

*stalker mode engaged*

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Just sent some funny ones. Waiting to see if they pop back up here.

 

Yep.

 

*stalker mode engaged*

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As a cat owner, I approve of any and all cat humor. x'D

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lol, "Meet me under the mistletoe and I'll show you why the holidays are happy!" -paradoxangel

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The only funny one I have received is:

 

This box keeps jingling! "Jingle box, jingle box, jingle all the way..."

 

And the only ''funny'' one I sent it's:

 

''Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you are my only hope''

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I've received a few funny ones!

 

"Merry crisis and a happy new fear! *the Halloween dragons made me do that!* - Nyastara"

"Have a Meowy Christmas and a Kitty New Year! - MessengerDragon"

"Help I accidentally glued a cat to your gift! - Hellodaydream"

"Oh palm tree, Oh palm tree, .. oh wrong text, happy holidays ☻- Seiti"

 

I also love this word play, or pun, whatever it's called haha:

"Whatever you celebrate, have a purrfect Holiday! - Verflixt"

 

Oh, and I love this one as well:

"This iridescent present radiates mysterious energy. - LupusEques"

 

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