Posted December 26, 2014 My friend just sent me two gift messages. "Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you ran away. " "This year to save me from tears, I'll chain you to something special." I'm dying, someone help me. What are you guys gonna put in your holiday messages? I'm trying to think of clever things that might bring out a smile. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 26, 2014 Got sent a plaid-wrapped present with the message "When you look deep into the plaid, the plaid looks back." Share this post Link to post
Posted December 26, 2014 (edited) I've gotten some hilarious ones "BIRD TAG BIRD TAG BIRD TAG BIRD TAG BIRD TAG BIRD TAG BIRD TAG BIRD TAG" (written on a bird tag, ofc) "The cold never bothered me anyway " (in response to my minor trolling, where I sent out a "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?" card on a snowman tag) "PieMaster vs. CakeBoss! FIGHT!" I will never look at my username the same way again. And a bunch more with warm remarks and wishes that I get better <333 Edit: I've just been proposed to "Wanna get married? Yeah that's a good idea let's get married." Edited December 26, 2014 by PieMaster Share this post Link to post
Posted December 26, 2014 (edited) Nothing yet, but I've been sending people: "Have a Nightmare Before Christmas! Well, minus the skeleton shenanigans..." EDIT: I just got a great one! "No more cats! Who said it's okay to use them as bows? Are you kitten me?" Edited December 26, 2014 by TheDarkLatias Share this post Link to post
Posted December 26, 2014 This one cracked me up when it appeared in my box. I've gotten some very lovely seasonal greetings as well Share this post Link to post
Posted December 26, 2014 "No more cats! Who said it's okay to use them as bows? Are you kitten me?" loooool puns Share this post Link to post
Posted December 26, 2014 I've been sending out countless Festivus-themed presents at random, wonder who got them? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 26, 2014 (edited) "That turkey knows the 2-step." ... what? Just what? EDIT: Just got this: "We hate apples." Totally anonymous. WHAT. Edited December 26, 2014 by Lumikkja Share this post Link to post
Posted December 26, 2014 Someone with the username "yellowsnow" gave me a gift. I can rest peacefully now. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 26, 2014 I've sent out a couple with some god-awful puns. -evil laughter- Share this post Link to post
Posted December 26, 2014 (edited) Someone with the username "yellowsnow" gave me a gift. I can rest peacefully now. That was me I haven't gotten any hilarious ones yet, but I hope for some soon. Lol, thanks ZR... "Don't eat yourself!" to yellowsnow. Edited December 26, 2014 by DragonxEmpress Share this post Link to post
Posted December 26, 2014 (edited) i just sent out 80+ funny ones yay edit: just noticed the default says: Have a happy holidays a holidays? shouldn't it be holiday? or take out the A? haha Edited December 26, 2014 by pony459 Share this post Link to post
Posted December 26, 2014 Lol, thanks ZR... "Don't eat yourself!" to yellowsnow. lol you're welcome x'D Share this post Link to post
Posted December 26, 2014 I'm usually sending out good wishes and cute ones, but I'd love to receive more funny ones! So far the funniest one I got is : Error 404. A kittie ate your bow. Have a purrfect holiday anyway. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 26, 2014 Nothing yet, but I've been sending people: "Have a Nightmare Before Christmas! Well, minus the skeleton shenanigans..." EDIT: I just got a great one! "No more cats! Who said it's okay to use them as bows? Are you kitten me?" win. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 26, 2014 EDIT: I just got a great one! "No more cats! Who said it's okay to use them as bows? Are you kitten me?" Because you asked. "Why is Xmas like a job? U do the work & the fattie in the suit gets credit." Share this post Link to post
Posted December 26, 2014 Just sent some funny ones. Waiting to see if they pop back up here. Yep. *stalker mode engaged* Share this post Link to post
Posted December 26, 2014 Just sent some funny ones. Waiting to see if they pop back up here. Yep. *stalker mode engaged* As a cat owner, I approve of any and all cat humor. x'D Share this post Link to post
Posted December 26, 2014 lol, "Meet me under the mistletoe and I'll show you why the holidays are happy!" -paradoxangel Share this post Link to post
Posted December 26, 2014 The only funny one I have received is: This box keeps jingling! "Jingle box, jingle box, jingle all the way..." And the only ''funny'' one I sent it's: ''Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you are my only hope'' Share this post Link to post
Posted December 26, 2014 I've received a few funny ones! "Merry crisis and a happy new fear! *the Halloween dragons made me do that!* - Nyastara" "Have a Meowy Christmas and a Kitty New Year! - MessengerDragon" "Help I accidentally glued a cat to your gift! - Hellodaydream" "Oh palm tree, Oh palm tree, .. oh wrong text, happy holidays ☻- Seiti" I also love this word play, or pun, whatever it's called haha: "Whatever you celebrate, have a purrfect Holiday! - Verflixt" Oh, and I love this one as well: "This iridescent present radiates mysterious energy. - LupusEques" Share this post Link to post
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