Anyone gotten a hilarious gift message yet?

[Twyro]

This gift is very hot. Pick it up. I dare you. I'll dial 9 and 1 and wait.

#harlequinraven

 

This scares me a bit.

[Ribombee]

This gift is very hot. Pick it up. I dare you. I'll dial 9 and 1 and wait.

#harlequinraven

 

This scares me a bit.

LOL! I always laugh at the magma dragon egg description because in my mind, I am going up and just plucking up a burning hot egg, never mind the fact that it would scorch my hand off.

[thiefofhearts]

You know I sent out so make gifts with joke tags I don't even remember what I wrote. I had a few people respond back but I don't know what the context of their present is.

[MessengerDragon]

A cute present. And look! It's grown a bow. It must be close to maturing.

#aussieJJDude

[Seiti]

Merry Chick-mas!

♥~FRAGILE~♥

This is a non-standard message.

I came, I saw, I threw a box.

This box contains only another box.

And another box inside that box

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

*opens the dangerous box* KABOOM! Oops,I just destroyed the universe.Sorry

[JayJem]

Some cute & witty comments.

 

NecronLordofLawtan's:

"I was Frozen, today! "

Not sure if that was generic or because of my username x]

 

aussieJJDude's:

"A cute present. And look! It's grown a bow! It must be close to maturing."

 

Stormphoenix's:

"This present says "some assembly required". Must be a bit of a fixer-upper."

 

Dirtytab's:

"These pixels are fancier and neater than anything I've managed in real life"

pffff. sameeee.

 

Thief-of-Hearts's:

"Zippadee do dah Zippadee day, my oh my it's a wonderful day~"

 

Celos9's:

"Happy Holidays~ don't wake up the kitty. ✿"

 

rinoa26's:

"This present shimmers like gold."

 

& Doppelganger's:

"It appears you received a box of snow! It's leaking."

 

[Shadoe666]

"I hope this meats olive your eggspectations. Have a happy holiday!"

I had to read that about 7 times to get it, but afterwards I regretted it as I cleaned half chewed greenbeens off my screen. thanks Quinn'sGold!

[traumeule]

I am honestly impressed with all the funny comments you people come up. It's really awesome to browse through this thread.

I just wished I was half as creative with what I write (but I'm not, obviously)...

 

Here are some of my favorites:

 

"Prepare yourself! We're going on a holiday adventure! Dragons guaranteed~"

#Pandalf

(As a total LOTR & Hobbit Fan I was particularly happy to receive a gift from a real wizard. <3 I am so looking forward to Pandalf showing up on my doorstep now ^^ - I already packed a bag! )

 

How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents.

#Jocosa

(I love puns ^^ And since I'm not a native English speaker, I rarely ever have heard any Christmassy ones before.)

 

No cats were harmed during the wrapping of this present - as you can see

#Auriene

(That is always good to know!)

 

Small town girl in a lonely world taking the midnight train going anywhere

#Thief-of-Hearts

(That tune has been stuck in my ear ever since! Awesome song!)

 

Thank you for the chuckles, guys!

And also thanks to the rest of you who sent me presents! I love each single one. =)

[ZontarZon]

 

NUUUUUUUUUUU

[JayJem]

ooooooomg. i post on this thread, go out to lunch.. and then i come back and find roughly 15 new present boxes with these mixed in amongst them:

 

"♪ TJ got ran over by a yulebuck ♪"

courtesy of xdlugia

 

"Inside the box is a fallen star, radiant with golden light."

a gold and white gift courtesty of gotw3

 

"The snowman doesn't like warm hugs, but he does wish you a merry Christmas!"

a gift with the snowman tag courtesy of HawktalonOfRiverClan

 

"Meet Cole the kitten. Now you can tell people you got a box of Cole."

a cute kitten-topper courtesy of Athkore

 

And then I got these gems:

Looool. Should've seen this coming a mile away, but dang!

Thank you shadoe666. Nearly went through an entire x-mas event without getting frozen references That would've been tragic.

 

EDIT: they just keep coming.

 

"Cat logic: buy a fancy pet bed so kitty can sleep in the box it came in."

thanks Zontar_rules !!

Edited December 28, 2014 by ƒrozen

[ZontarZon]

"♪ TJ got ran over by a yulebuck ♪"

courtesy of xdlugia

 

LOOOL

 

Man, this thread is on a roll.

[Taryn123]

This thread is amazing

Here's some of mines;

 

'Merry Boxing Day! lol Sending a box of fresh air, I guess...'

-Syphoneirra

 

Then we had a very nice, but odd conversation that led to this;

 

'Have to get a pet Councillor to negotiate with kitty over the bird thing.'

-Syphoneirra

Something about the kitten, on top of the box, eating the birds on the present card

 

Annd this;

 

'Guess what? Links for dragons won't fit on here'

#Syphoneirra

 

Edited December 28, 2014 by Taryn123

[Xasora]

Oh my. Xasora has attacked me with a horde of doctor-who themed presents.

I prefer the term "lovingly bestowed" rather than attacked. Not my fault I still have like 50+ presents to give out and it's easier to just spam the same name!

[DustyBelle]

Some of you are wordsmiths of great power.

Did we each get 50 gifts to send or what?

 

I just strted sending them off randomly as I had a few moments of time.

 

Xasora I now send one to you.

 

presents in darkest silence come.

 

Thanks to all who gifted me with a gift.

[thiefofhearts]

Some of you are wordsmiths of great power.

Did we each get 50 gifts to send or what?

 

I just strted sending them off randomly as I had a few moments of time.

 

Xasora I now send one to you.

 

presents in darkest silence come.

 

Thanks to all who gifted me with a gift.

its based on how much mana you get from picking up shards or playing mana alchemy

[ZontarZon]

 

*legasp*

 

Hellrising, how did you guess my favorite pokemon? FD *covers icon*

[Shadoe666]

 

i've had my own trick used on me

 

now, to find someone else to spam nonstop with lyrical presents

[HellRising]

*legasp*

 

Hellrising, how did you guess my favorite pokemon? FD *covers icon*

Psychic powers. (OvO)

Your icon might have given me a hint though.

[Vixonstar]

"This box shakes and screeches occasionally. It's covered in warning labels." ⚫frozen--

 

Got this after sending a box with a possessive kitten on top.

[Avarule]

"Q: Why is Santa so jolly? A: He knows where all the naughty girls live."

-Drache

I love this one.

[ZontarZon]

Psychic powers. (OvO)

Your icon might have given me a hint though.

 

... Look what you started. x'D

[Lysian]

i been sending off cat riddles

[JayJem]

i've had my own trick used on me

 

now, to find someone else to spam nonstop with lyrical presents

Hehe x]

Good luck~ Those're pretty fun ^^

 

I'm saving up my last few presents to send tomorrow instead, but I got a few more messages.

 

"Aww, it's a cute little kitten! It seems very protective of it's box."

from Vixonstar!

 

"Something popped out of the box."

from Alatariel1990!

 

"This box smells faintly like brine."

from cbussiere! Got both golds and blusangs now x]

 

"But the dimension is full of dragons. Wanna go there to?"

from Taryn123! x] Probably as a response to one of the gifts I sent that said:

 

"You open the box and get sent to an alternate dimension. I'm so sorry."

I sent a few of these lol.

[HellRising]

... Look what you started. x'D

... My evil plan has succeeded! *evil laughter*

[jumpsnake]

Omg I wish I had seen this thread sooner!!

Hilarious!

I hot this one:

"Two gnomes walk into a bar. The human steps over it."

 

Haha!

 

I'm not so creative, but I appreciate the humor here!