Anyone gotten a hilarious gift message yet?

[nlechoppa]

I sent:

"Have a happy soul-stealing holiday!"

[FiveSix]

I sent cat puns, so I got a lot of Meowy and Pawsome Christmases and Christ-mouse-es back :3 I also got "error404 -- A cat ate your present." which made me laugh

[ZzelaBusya]

 

*pokes custom title*

[The_Bucket]

I got one that said "Remember, what happens under the mistletoe STAYS under the mistletoe!" and I laughed.

[Nieske]

I have a whole collection of cat-puns. Then again, I did send out gifts stating that I wish people a purrrrfect Christmas, so I guess I deserved that.

Also, these all made me laugh:

 

-Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day - the birth of Santa?

 

-Merry Christmas! But the present is nowhere to be found! Bad bad Rudolph.

 

-This box contains a ring. Better don't hand it over to the Nazgul ;D

 

-Dragon eggnog is not for the faint-hearted!

 

 

[Tiga]

*watching the thread for any tags by me*

 

Don't open this present.

--Ashikara

 

Its just a black box though!

 

Most of the ones i've got have cats on top, great to see people donating to my army! Mwahaha! Mwahahahahaahahahahaahaha!

[Laura-Lana]

I had :

 

A little birdie told me you were very good this year! - on a bird tag

 

My dragon eggnog is not for the faint-hearted!

 

Cat naps are the best naps all year round. - on a cat tag

 

Hal'luthin Vendui'! (Dark Elven/Drow for Seasons Greetings!)

 

Edit: I just got another one

 

Try as you might you can't seem to find the gift you are looking for - with a black gift box without bow

Edited December 26, 2014 by Laura-Lana

[Zilverwing]

Hahaha, I just got this one:

 

" It's a block of delicious pineapple jelly! I wonder how it got here... " from Hathim

 

Then this:

 

" Whatever way you look at it, this is just a black box. " from Hailwidis

 

 

Edit:

 

I sent back some funny responses to the ones that sent me the recent presents. I hope they post it here for laughs

Edited December 26, 2014 by Zilverwing

[Maedhbh]

I've gotten a few I liked very much:

 

"Whos always miserable at christmas? The tree: All it does is pine *aua*"

"Error 404 --- There is nothing but a landscape on this box"

"Error 505 - present not found. This is just a pixel box "

"Error 1225: A cat made you this snowman. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year!" (On a snowman tag)

(I had sent out quite a few Errors myself...)

"I hope yew have a punderful holiday!"

"Merry Crisp Moose!"

"Your bow seems to be attempting to escape. Catch it before it runs away!"

"Warning: box contains a live dragon. Ring bell on top to wake him up."

"Not my fault it's empty. That cb holly hatchling must have escaped."

Thanks to all the thoughtful senders!

 

 

[HorseChick]

I just got these two:

[Shadoe666]

*stalking this thread* I'm not sure what was in those christmas cookies I ate last night, but judging by all the stuff I did gift sending wise, they must have been EPIC

[Maedhbh]

I just got these two:

Funny thing is: I sent you the kitty tag and just received the leetle present tag as well and was about to post it here...

[lazybug]

Merry crisis and a happy new fear! *the Halloween dragons made me do that!*

Got that one too, I love that one c:

 

And I also got

Do you even have a chimney?

from dustloop

 

And

elf esteem, i got oodles of elf esteem!

from Matmetchi c: Edited December 26, 2014 by lazybug

[snave]

I got one that said "bootybootybooty..." until it was cut off.

 

I think it was booty-full!

[Twyro]

"Merry happy birthmas fourthgiving halloweaster year day, friend! "

 

That was more than enough for the entire year, thank you!

[ZontarZon]

 

looool I'm getting some good ones.

 

The one by OrcaFreak is my favorite. :'D

[alexfoster]

Welp, I tried to send funny ones but I don't think they're as good as the ones I've seen on here. Oh well, at least I got a good laugh out of some of these

[Nieske]

I asked for cats on top of the presents and I got this lovely message:

"Schrodingers cat may be inside this box. Do you think it is?"

[Twyro]

For just pennies a day, YOU can stop kittens from being used as gift bows.

#Zontar_rules

 

I laughed so hard!

[NightEagle]

I got quite a few nice ones so far, the best ones being

 

"Why is there bacon in the soap?" (it's a quote. )

 

and

 

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS this snowman", of course with a snowman tag - thank you so much. (Absolute Lotr fan sitting here, so... )

 

 

Edit:

Just got this one:

"WARNING! May contain something made of gold... but far... more... PRECIOUS" - anonymous, so I can't thank you properly... But thanks!

Edited December 26, 2014 by NightEagle

[HellRising]

I haven't gotten anything funny yet, but I've sent out a few funny ones. Now I'm hoping someone will find mine funny enough to post them here.

 

EDIT:

"We're on a highway to hell"... Well, not exactly a christmas carol. - NightEagle

I know you did it on purpose, and I appreciate it.

Edited December 26, 2014 by HellRising

[auroshen]

"C-C-C-C-Combo Maker!"

 

There was no name, but I thank you. Amazing.

 

EDIT: Also, if you sent me a cheese pun, know that I appreciate it very much.

Edited December 26, 2014 by cheese456

[Shadoe666]

 

bunnybrine, I would LOVE to hear to rest of your soliloquy

[Kovia]

"*pokes reindeer with a stick* Get off mah waffle!"

That was in response to me sending someone a reindeer on a waffle. Silly but funny.

[Lady Dragoon]

*giggles at all of them*

 

I tried to sing part of Jingle Bells.

 

...and meow like a cat on like two of mine.

 

As for getting any hilarious ones, not yet lol.