Posted April 5, 2015 If we didn't have five fingers, the 'high five' will be meaningless. How can the pen be mightier than the sword? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 5, 2015 It was proven mighty after an especially angry person used a pen to defeat a nest of rabbits. Why am I weird? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 5, 2015 Because they ate a pepper. Why is every book I read is so sad? ;~: Share this post Link to post
Posted April 5, 2015 Because all the potatoes are currently having a meeting on Saturn. How come clouds float? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 5, 2015 They were turned into French fries Why I am angry at Valvatorez? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 5, 2015 The wolves went after the potatoes on Saturn. Why are eggs not flat? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 5, 2015 They want to stay upright Why Haxx #148 slashed Darien's shovels? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 5, 2015 Because it's stupid. Why does the sun go round the moon? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 5, 2015 It is a yo-yo Why Bad Rap #143 is the angry Velociraptor? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 5, 2015 Because Dope Rap #666 insulted their rapping skill. What is the species of the Easter Bunny? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 5, 2015 Lepus Eastaeums is the scientific term for the Easter Bunny. A sub-species of the Rabbit, Hare and Frankenstein Rabbit-Horse-Dragon, its by far the largest and is known for its theft of eggs from all manner of creatures, which is all horded into it's own Carrot Cave. Its also a delicacy in Norway! What happens if you hug an Ember/Magma dragon? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 5, 2015 A black hole appears What happened if Missingno shoved a toothbrush into a roundabout? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 6, 2015 Everything would die. What happens when you put the lime in the coconut? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 6, 2015 (edited) Annihilation Jim. Total, complete, absolute annihilation. I just woke up after sticking a metal fork in the power outlet as I was trying to get some dust from out of it....can anyone explain what happened?! I smell burning... Edited April 6, 2015 by Yamato_K Share this post Link to post
Posted April 6, 2015 The dust was actually gunpowder. By putting the fork in the power outlet you created the spark that ignited it. The burning is probably coming from somewhere in the house. Call 911 and evacuate as soon as possible. let's see if i can find more song things to put in here |D My seat's been taken by some sunglasses. What should I do? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 6, 2015 Give it a Starbucks coffee. What is the Leap Year for? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 6, 2015 Leap years are to make up for the other three years; think of it like a catch-up year. Why is flesh soft and squishy? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 6, 2015 It was made that way so I could eat it Approximately how many Ghasts can you fit inside your shoe? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 7, 2015 Because THE HAAAXX! Approximately, how many cats can be fit on the surface of the moon? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 7, 2015 Somebody put chocolate milk in his tea. Can duct tape truly solve every problem in existence? Share this post Link to post
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