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If we didn't have five fingers, the 'high five' will be meaningless.

 

How can the pen be mightier than the sword?

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It was proven mighty after an especially angry person used a pen to defeat a nest of rabbits.

 

 

Why am I weird?

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Because thug lyfe

 

Why are there no potatoes?

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Because all the potatoes are currently having a meeting on Saturn.

 

How come clouds float?

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They were turned into French fries

 

Why I am angry at Valvatorez?

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He created Twilight

 

Why are there no wolves here?

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They want to stay upright

 

Why Haxx #148 slashed Darien's shovels?

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Lepus Eastaeums is the scientific term for the Easter Bunny. A sub-species of the Rabbit, Hare and Frankenstein Rabbit-Horse-Dragon, its by far the largest and is known for its theft of eggs from all manner of creatures, which is all horded into it's own Carrot Cave.

 

Its also a delicacy in Norway!

 

What happens if you hug an Ember/Magma dragon?

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A black hole appears

 

What happened if Missingno shoved a toothbrush into a roundabout?

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Annihilation Jim. Total, complete, absolute annihilation. user posted image

I just woke up after sticking a metal fork in the power outlet as I was trying to get some dust from out of it....can anyone explain what happened?! I smell burning...

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The dust was actually gunpowder. By putting the fork in the power outlet you created the spark that ignited it. The burning is probably coming from somewhere in the house. Call 911 and evacuate as soon as possible.

 

let's see if i can find more song things to put in here |D

My seat's been taken by some sunglasses. What should I do?

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Leap years are to make up for the other three years; think of it like a catch-up year.

 

Why is flesh soft and squishy?

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It was made that way so I could eat it

 

Approximately how many Ghasts can you fit inside your shoe?

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Because THE HAAAXX!

 

Approximately, how many cats can be fit on the surface of the moon?

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Somebody put chocolate milk in his tea.

 

Can duct tape truly solve every problem in existence?

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