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It's the place where dragons buy gowns for the country balls.

 

Why do Thundersnow dragons have both Ice and Electric magic? 

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No, because I forbade it.

 

Are Fanalea hunted for bungee cords?

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Yes. Every bungee cord in the realm is made from them!

 

Is there a "cash shop" of sorts where I can exchange real money for exclusive eggs? If so, where can I find it?

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Don't be absurd. Dragons are greedy for shinies, but they don't trade their eggs for them.

 

If dragons are so crazy about shiny things, do they collect and imprison other dragons which happen to be shiny?

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We don't talk about that.

 

Why are silver dragons so popular?

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Braces in the corners.

 

How can I make all my eggs gold?

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Because your basket is full. Proceed to the checkout.

 

Does Galsreim border Equestria since gemstones seem about equally available: not super common, but common enough to used as currency?

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Galsreim?  You mean someone told you it really exists? Oh dear.

 

I froze the wrong hatchie. How do I rectify it?

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Very carefully (for you are crunchy and good with ketchup).

 

Can I describe my dragon?

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Yeah, just shove it in your signature.

 

Why are my new zombies still greyed out in the encyclopaedia when I'm clicking on them every day in the spreadsheet?

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Because it's daytime in Galsreim. Wait until after dark.

 

Why do Astralophyne Dragons have a magic symbol floating above them if their specialty  is scientific studies of nature?

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The supermarket.

 

Why are my new eggs taking forever to get to stage 2?

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Everywhere!

(But really... CPA ;) )

 

Where's the dragon graveyard?

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You built your 2021 Halloween farm on top of it. "You left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! You only moved the headstones! Why? Why?"

 

Who is threading axe heads on these pygmies' tails?

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[Poltergeist! :D ]

 

The Mad Hacker.

 

Why isn't my wisteria dragon climbing the walls?

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You have to win at Dungeons and Dragons first.

 

How do I get more than 5 kill slots?

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You have to go to martial arts school with Black dragons and graduate.

 

Do Elux Lucis have a tail tuft or is that a cloud on their tail?

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