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You don't.  DC assumes that if you can spend hours on here, you have them to spare and greedily keeps them.  It's always been the way here.

 

Why am I seeing so few Wintertide eggs in the AP?

 

 

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A Wintertide is a water dragon right? How many water dragons do you see in the AP?

 

Why is it a Trading Hub instead of a Bartering Center?

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Already answered, but

 

On 12/27/2021 at 9:10 AM, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

When do I get my missing hours of sleep back?

 

Never. I am stealing them to make up for my own.

 

On 12/28/2021 at 12:09 AM, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

Why is it a Trading Hub instead of a Bartering Center?

 

It is neither, it's the Showcase of Shiny Pretty Things You Will Never Have.

 

Why do we have a number of dragons that look or smell like delicious food if we're not supposed to eat them?

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On 12/30/2021 at 9:31 PM, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

Why are Omen Wyrms wearing collars?

 

Because they're stylin' on you.

 

Do Fool Mints ever get dizzy and fall off the ceiling/cave roof/etc?

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All the time. They like it until they hit the ground.

 

Why do so many dragons smell like flowers and spices instead of smelling like dragon?

 

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1 hour ago, Chaos Rider said:

Why didn't my paper egg catch fire when I incubated it?

 

Because your Red dragon was a good boi (or gal) and Incubated it with cuddles rather than fire.

 

If I use NoScript, will all my Script dragons disappear or just be unable to communicate with me?

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You'll block their magic and they won't be able to fly.  They'll just be flopping in the dirt.

 

Why won't my Ice dragons lay eggs?

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On 1/22/2022 at 4:59 PM, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

Why won't my Ice dragons lay eggs?

 

Because their mates gave them a chilly reception.

 

If a Leetle Tree falls in the Forest and nobody's around, does it make a sound?

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Just a leetle one. 🥺

 

Why do we have a holiday for Valentine's Day?

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It's Potato Planting Day in the lower Northern hemisphere. Potatoes matter!

 

What magic affinity do Chickens belong to?

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12 hours ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

What magic affinity do Chickens belong to?

 

Space, obviously.

 

Why is mana flowing through this glassy egg? I thought there was supposed to be a baby dragon inside.

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It's not a real baby dragon. It's magic in the form of a dragon.

 

Why isn't there a telepathy button on Trading Hub that will tell me the correct trade to offer?

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On 1/31/2022 at 7:22 PM, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

Why isn't there a telepathy button on Trading Hub that will tell me the correct trade to offer?

 

You don't have enough PP for telepathy, go find a Magic Butterfly. 🦋 

 

Why is the AP mostly red, pink, white, and occasionally purple now? Except for that stupid last row.

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The eggs caught Chicken Pox. This is why you can't find Chicken eggs in the AP. Bad stuff happens.

 

Why aren't there any Valentine two headed dragons?

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On 2/9/2022 at 8:42 AM, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

Why aren't there any Valentine two headed dragons?

 

Because then they would only make out with each other instead of trying to find mates.

 

Why does TJ always freeze one of his CB holidays instead of letting them both grow up so we can have more 2G Thuweds?

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He needs a supply of pure and innocent dragons to sacrifice to the gremlins in the website code. If they're not sufficiently fed, the gremlins crash the site or cause more prize dragon eggs to be produced than regular hybrids. 

 

Why did a squirrel hatch out of this dragon egg?

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That's not a squirrel. It's an Albanian Crested Anklebiter. Mind where you put your feet.

 

How come my holly x heartseeker didn't give me a holly?

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Because it's painful to lay an egg with a holly leaf garnish.

 

How dangerous are Heartseekers? 

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On 2/11/2022 at 10:56 PM, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

How dangerous are Heartseekers?

 

You tell me.

 

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[need to fix this so they are all HS]

 

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So I made friends with this dragon the other day, which is weird because we'd just barely met, and then my lunch disappeared. What happened?

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Galsreim is magical. Your lunch must have got hit by a mini mana flux. Happens all the time. Especially to food.

 

What has stopped this >3 days egg from hatching when the other >3 day egg hatched on less views despite me trying to stop that one from hatching?

 

 

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You left the Miracle-Gro out of its food. Silly dragonkeeper.

 

Why is no one responding to my trade?

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Because the posting of your trade was the starting signal for players to post at least twenty trades as fast as they could.

 

Why can't I breed a Black Marrow to a Jester? They both have skull faces and Death affinities.

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The Jesters see everything as a joke, they'll laugh at your tries with both heads.

 

Why have I only ever got one Staterae egg from my two breeding pairs?

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