How did the person above you die?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats locked the kitchen door from the inside in her excitement.

Edited August 19, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[HangeZoe]

Sunrise got blown to smithereens by highly explosive whale

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Quickly. Too quick actually. Need to lower the heat next time.

[HangeZoe]

They fell into a cat of lard. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Gavvv24 was the cat of lard. 

[Lovecats]

Sunrise died after trying to paint their bedroom with highly questionable, glowing paint dated from the 1950s and which was found in their basement.

 

It just felt like you were tanning but indoors! Who wouldn't want to enjoy such ionising radiation from the comforts of home?

[HangeZoe]

Love cats ate a frog covered in baked beans

[Docthings]

HangeZoe charged at a bull.

[HangeZoe]

Docthings ate a poisoned muffin I gave to him. You greedy little man.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

1 hour ago, Lovecats said:

Sunrise died after trying to paint their bedroom with highly questionable, glowing paint dated from the 1950s and which was found in their basement.

You either just read Radium Girls or Half Lives: The Unlikely History of Radium, didn't you?

 

HangeZoe caught a tiger by the tail.

[HangeZoe]

Sunrise saw the sun set on the British empire

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Hangezoe tried to remove the hell from the horse. It did not go well.

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise's died after realising their username is an anagram of: Foreseeing_Slob_Urn.

Edited August 21, 2021 by Lovecats

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You just had to announce that publicly, didn't you?

 

Lovecats disappeared mysteriously in the witching hour of the night, leaving much blood at the scene.

[HangeZoe]

Sunrise fell of a cliff while hiking through the forest. 

[Docthings]

HangeZoe got my order wrong at McDonald's.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings discovered why implanting live GMO tissue into playdough was internationally banned.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

fell into a storm drain

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Ate my cooking.

[Lagie]

Crashed into a 747 after taking off without filing a flight plan.

[HangeZoe]

Crashed A 757 into the center of the Bermuda Triangle. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Went seatching in the Bermuda Triangle, annoyed the Eldeeldritch god.

[Docthings]

Sunrise stuck their head in a Venus Flytrap.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings thought we needed a real life Little Shop Of Horrors.

She didn't stop with the venus flytrap.

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise was devoured by one of those Cowplants from the Sims. And Docthings failed to convince the grim reaper to bring you back. 😔