How did the person above you die?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

casprrr decided to find out how many shirts they could put on one over the other and accidentally died of constriction.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise is colourblind

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

That's not deadly.

Corvik got trapped in a pothole, a big one. The other drivers didn't seem to care.

[_Ro_]

Hey, at least the pothole is finally filled in.

 

Sunrise got hit by a car while taunting Corvik.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

_Ro_ died when a hellhorse smashed through her windshield while she was appreciating the newly filled in pothole.

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise died after failing to mitigate the Giga Hamster event of '21 using only a spork and a Cornish pastie.

[Docthings]

Lovecats died when they refused to buy me a 20 chicken nugget pack.

[_Ro_]

Doc exploded from too many nuggets. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

_Ro_ choked on a Tamagotchi.

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise went missing after going on a solo expedition for the infamous spaghetti tree forest.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats was actually responsible for The Noodle Incident.

[_Ro_]

Sunrise buys the morning papers just for the comic strips.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

_Ro_ died trying to make Corvik fit into a hamster ball. It wasn't good for Corvik, either.

Corvik is a Pokemon, right? So logically they should have fit in there.

[Docthings]

Sunrise died after they took the $5 bet to eat random bubblegum on the side of the road.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings died because they didn't understand all the technical details of identification in the edible wild plant guide.

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise died after choosing to battle with a coconut tree.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats met with an unfortunate trampling after my hummingbirds started going missing.

[_Ro_]

Sunrise forgot to feed the hummingbirds. Their leader wasn't pleased, it got messy.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

_Ro_ died when a trebuchet launched ten barrels of spoiled potatoes at her.

[Docthings]

Sunrise crawled on a highway.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I was trying to pull Docthings out of the traffic lane. 😭

[Docthings]

I get disorientated very easily.

 

Sunrise stuck their head in a lobster tank.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I hope you sued. That restaurant bought a cheap unsafe seabug tank.

 

Docthings died laughing. I just died.

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise just died. No reason why, they just died. *secretively hands the lobster a $100 note*

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats died by sticking reusable renewable straws up her nose.