How did the person above you die?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise tried to pspspsp into the void. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Mama cat be like 'so you're just going to take pictures and not help me out here?'

 

Corvik died from challenging Magneto. Now there's a yellow-labeled can of Corvik that's too heavy to lift.

 

Edited July 29, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Turned into a carpet by a witch..

[Docthings]

Eaten by the witch's cat.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Overcome by ammonia cleaning the litterbox.

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise died in mysterious circumstances during their 2-week ecoexpedition to the Amazon Rainforest. Such a shame. 😔 My auntie Panthera onca knows all about it.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats died from forgetting the size of her ego and her physical size are very different.

[Docthings]

Sunrise booped the nose of a lion.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Dogthings didn't use enough anesthesia on that lion.

[Docthings]

Sunrise disregarded their allergic reaction to Lindt chocolates.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I'm not allergic to Lindt chocolates. Docthings saw I had them and fought me for them. And that's when the lion woke up. 

[_Ro_]

The lion won the chocolates in the end.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

There might have been a slight miscalculation on my part. 

 

_Ro_ was mowed down by a roller derby team.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Was forced to taste defeat after stopping me from posting for a whole day.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Died because actual feet were involved.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Died due to the almighty power of bee

 

Edited July 31, 2021 by SomeRandomCorviknight

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvik chose not to bee. ❌🐝

 

Edited July 31, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for not using enough brackets ::}:}:}:

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for making too many posts in Funniest Dragon Name on the Scroll Above You 

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for having too many posts on this thread

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Died of jealousy of my thread dominance.

 

Edited July 31, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Docthings]

Died from being too domineering.

Edited July 31, 2021 by Docthings

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Died from too much gengineering, not on self.

[Docthings]

Perished. Simply perished.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Bring me my fainting couch.

 

Dogthings died in a game of Twister with boa constrictors.