How did the person above you die?

[Docthings]

Sunrise died in their sleep surrounded by loved ones.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Loved ones? *laughs cynically, then starts crying* 😢 

 

Docthings was struck by lightning on a cloudless day.

[Docthings]

If lightning is what you call your axe then yes, I was struck down by lightning.

 

Sunrise died trying to graffiti a biker's bike while said biker was on it.

[Lovecats]

Docthings died from crashing their motorcycle into a giant marshmallow after escaping from some strange, purple horse thing.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Most peculiar.

 

Lovecats died after refusing to turn on the heat for her 'aunty' from the Amazon who was visiting.

[Docthings]

Sunrise thought they could fly if they stuck bird feathers to their arms.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

That's not why those feathers were there. 😈 

 

Docthings died when a chimera experiment turned flatulent.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Destroyed in an attempt to steal from the Svalbard Global Seed Vault

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I hugged them to death.

[_Ro_]

Spontaneously combusted before I could hug them to death to avenge Corvik

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Was assasinated by the Assosiation Of Stray Cats 

[Docthings]

Got in a fight with a rival taxi service.

[Lovecats]

Docthings died after having an existential crisis from watching too many philosophy Youtube videos.

[_Ro_]

Lovecats was the member of the association of stray cats, I took em down with me muahaha

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

_Ro_ taunted the Happy Fun Ball.

[Docthings]

Sunrise didn't laugh at my joke.

[_Ro_]

Doc fell of the lunar herald during morning commute.

[Lovecats]

_Ro_ failed to feed her giant hamster before going to work, which resulted in things getting very messy very quickly after that.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats was not faster than the racehorses. 

[Docthings]

Hunting dogs mistook Sunrise for a fox.

[Lovecats]

Docthings failed to receive their PhD in things.

[_Ro_]

Lovecats trusted Docs comic-sans wax crayon 'PhD in medicine.'

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

_Ro_ ate the crayon thinking it was just a crayon. It's never just 'a thing' when it's in Docthing's possession.

[_Ro_]

Sunrise ate the rest of the box of crayons after I died.

[casprrr]

_Ro_ was trampled by a stampede of basset hound puppies.