How did the person above you die?

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise died after failing to dispose of their biodegradable bamboo toothbrush in an ethical way (by chucking it in a Corvitaxi and leaving it.)

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats hijacked a Boeing 727, ransomed it, and jumped out of the plane over southwestern Washington.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise enjoys drinking canned lychee juice 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvik enjoys drinking canned asparagus juice so they can mark their territory before Lovecats can can.

(C(I almost bought a jar of preserved mayhaws yesterday.) 

[Lovecats]

Corvik and Sunrise both died in mysterious circumstances after failing to read the thread title.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats died for being a stoolpigeon and ratting us out.

[Tsunami_Void]

Sunrise died from doing absolutely nothing while on an island in the middle of the ocean 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It was really hot, ok?

 

TsunamiFlame died from snorting instant peppered Country Gravy powder.

[Docthings]

Sunrise died after they saw how big the spiders got in Australia.

Edited August 14, 2021 by Docthings

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings forgot Australia can get cold, too.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for cat

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvik died when I woke them up in the middle of the night to comfort me after a bad dream and they said, "Go back to bed." So I trampled them. Who is having bad dreams now?

[Docthings]

I trampled Sunrise to avenge Corvik.

[Lovecats]

Docthings died after listening too hard to emotional lo-fi hip hop.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats used up one of her nine lives to escape the swamp bunker. 

 

Because party hat. 

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise failed to appreciate the vulnerabilities of their own body as their purple flames ignited the methane-rich atmosphere in the swamp.

[Docthings]

Lovecats failed to land on their feet after falling out off a 30 storey building. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings leaned too far out of the window for a better look.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

drowned in pesto

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Choked on a steamed pork dumpling while weaving through traffic.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Accidentally drank H202 when they said me too after someone ordered water.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The chef filleted the fugu wrong and Corvik died from tetrodotoxin.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

fell into a sink.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Landed on Corvik who was bathing in the sink. That's not a birdbath.

[Lovecats]

Failed to escape my kitchen in time. See my profile picture for further details.