How did the person above you die?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because Lovecats bowled a strike on the grim reaper. Now Docthings has to negotiate for two.

[Docthings]

On 8/22/2021 at 7:06 PM, Lovecats said:

Long_Before_Sunrise was devoured by one of those Cowplants from the Sims. And Docthings failed to convince the grim reaper to bring you back. 😔

Bold of you to assume that I put any effort into convincing the Grim Reaper.

 

Sunrise fell into a manhole.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings was trapped under my dead body.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise ran into a gigantamax waillord

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvik attacked the driver during Speed while yelling "Slow down, you're going get us all killed."

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise died after their environmental espionage mission against CorviTaxi Corp went the wrong way.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats took a nap in a direct sunbeam coming through the window in August. The glass was convex and acted as a magnifying glass. 

Also what Lovecats had been drinking wasn't water.

 

Spoiler

 

Edited August 24, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Of self-abuse and neglect.

[Docthings]

Sunrise wanted to prove that zombies aren't real so they went to the graveyard during a blood moon. They ended up proving their existence instead.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings followed me to the graveyard to prove blood sacrifices do work. But that was back in May, if you haven't noticed any stray undead, everything turned out okay then?

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise walks to random graveyards during the day, raises zombies, refuses to elaborate further and then leaves. This has cost the EPA at least $45 million in damages in the last 5 years. When will Sunrise's reign of anti-capitalist tyranny end?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats did the billing estimate for the EPA. It might be off by a few million.

Wealth attracts unsavory opportunists as Lovecats found out. 

[Docthings]

Sunrise ate berries that grew by the side of the road.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings failed botany and didn't tell me.

Just because it's called 'wild lettece' doesn't mean it is the same as store bought lettece.

[Lovecats]

When Long_Before_Sunrise went to the green grocers, they asked for some 'Brassica oleracea'. Its unheard of for a greengrocer to get that angry - such a strange event.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Hoarfed up a huge hairball in a restaurant run by the Russian mob.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Died from shock after realizing there's a dc forum app apparently?

[Docthings]

Corvik got into a fight with a customer who refused to pay them.

[Lovecats]

On 8/28/2021 at 11:10 AM, SomeRandomCorviknight said:

Died from shock after realizing there's a dc forum app apparently?

 

There is? 😳

 

Docthings died in mysterious circumstances in their lab after refusing to pay for their Corvitaxi cab.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats batted around the 50 ft. electric cord and bit it. Some prankster painted the cord to look like snake skin. >.>

[Docthings]

I dared Sunrise to grab the electric fence wire they use for cattle.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

That's not lethal... unless you hook the electric line directly to it. 😡 

Docthings died when the electricity and my magic flames mixed. Don't cross the streams!

[Kekyoin]

Long_Before_Sunrise saw a cool-looking berry and decided to eat it. They died of poison instead.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Kekyion got beaten with oversized weapons by a bunch of World of Warcraft Alliance cosplayers, because kek means lol in Hordespeak.

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise died after changing their profile picture for the 1.523 x 10⁷th time.