How did the person above you die?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It saved on the funeral expenses, though! She was never seen again.

 

Docthings died by falling into a printer.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise was eaten by the monster under the bed

[Docthings]

SomeRandomCorviknight died because they flew into a window.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings died in a Mimic Pygmy attack.

[Docthings]

Long_Before_Sunrise died due to a medical malpractice. Whoops.

[Joblerone]

Docthings died in a horrific kitten accident. No kittens were harmed. 

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Joblerone was blinded by the power of the catloaf and ran into a wall

[Lovecats]

SomeRandomCorviknight died from grief, knowing that nobody would use their taxi service during a global pandemic. 😢

[Docthings]

Lovecats died from a heart attack after mistaking a cucumber for a snake.

[_Ro_]

Doc died from laughing too hard at cat vs cucumber videos.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

We tragically lost _Ro_ in a Pokemon vs. hamster ball accident.

[Docthings]

Sunrise died playing a game of Russian roulette with a fully loaded chamber.

[_Ro_]

Doc died because he was standing next to Sunrise egging him on and they missed the first shot.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

_Ro_ died from drinking what they found in the can in the fridge.

[_Ro_]

Sunrise had to die because they stole the leftovers that were in an identical can.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

_Ro_ died in a sleep deprivation accident due to paranormal happenings surrounding her.

[Docthings]

Sunrise forgot to feed Ro's hamsters that were in their care. This prompted the hamsters to eat them alive.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings locked me in with the hamsters.

Docthings forgot there are always more hamsters.

[_Ro_]

Sunrise went insane thinking about hamsters before attempting to become one through a failed experiment.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

_Ro_ foolishly assumed I wasn't insane before the hamster seige began.

[Docthings]

Sunrise foolishly ate the poison on the porch which I had left out for the squirrels.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Doc ate the forbidden boba tea...

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvik ate the Forbidden Sandwich and gained superpowers - but not the good kind.

[_Ro_]

Sunrise got bitten to death by a hamster.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

_Ro_ was in denial about the presence of rabies.