Corrupt-A-Wish

[Path Light]

Granted. It is now eaten, lol

I wish that Blue Eyes White Dragon #3 and Red Eyes Black Dragon #3758 never crashed

[fangarathevamp1]

Granted, but then they crash again. TOO BAD!!

 

 

 

 

I wish slenderman would stop creeping me out!

[sailing101]

Granted he is now your roommate, and hogs the fridge to store 'leftovers'

 

 

I wish I was a good pokemon trainer in the Pokemon world.

[Denwayasha]

Granted, but the only Pokemon you are able to catch is Ratatta.

 

I wish I had cable TV.

[Path Light]

Granted, but it turned out to be a potato Cable TV

I wish that Red Eyes Black Dragon #3758 did not die

[sailing101]

Granted, but the only Pokemon you are able to catch is Ratatta.

TOP PERCENTAGE!! FEAR ME!!

 

 

Granted. Now wish for something else, because Red Eyes Black Dragon #3758 is getting very annoyed with you, and is considering on escorting you from the mortal coil

 

 

I wish for pie

Edited April 4, 2014 by sailing101

[Anniepimm]

Granted but what ever is in it you are allergic to

 

 

I wish i was Taller, Thinner, Stronger, Richer, and more intelligent...

[InugamiZERO]

Granted but you now live on Pluto all alone

 

I wish I had more bookcases

[Path Light]

Granted but the bookcase blew up

I wish that Blue Eyes White Dragon #3 did not crash

[Anniepimm]

Granted but it is now frozen in a permanent state of suspension

 

 

I wish I was Q...

[Path Light]

Granted but now it looks like a R

I wish that Red Eyes Black Dragon #3758's wings are not damaged

[Anniepimm]

Granted but now it can't fly

 

I wish things were cheaper to buy

[Path Light]

Granted but there are more things to buy expensively!

I wish that Red Eyes Black Dragon #3758 battled against Darksteel and Predaking

[Cavedragon49990]

Granted, but your dragon died in the battle.

 

I wish for... Happiness? Can that even be corrupted? Let's see

[Denwayasha]

TOP PERCENTAGE!! FEAR ME!!

Lawl~ x3

 

Granted, but then you happily die.

 

I wish that the was real!

[Cavedragon49990]

Granted, but it never ever stops singing the Nyan song even whne you command it to, and it annoys you to the point where you try anything to get rid of it, which doesn't work, so you're stuck with the annoying thing forever that keeps you awake at night.

 

I wish for M&Ms.

[Denwayasha]

Granted, but they're the peanut kind and it turns out you're deathly allergic.

 

I wish for world peace. (Corrupt that, will ya. )

[Cavedragon49990]

Granted, but the countries all just start engaging in civil wars instead of world wars.

 

I wish for a good friend.

[Denwayasha]

Granted, but your good friend is invisible, and you're the only one who can hear him/her, so people always think you're talking to yourself.

 

I wish that the cake wasn't a lie.

[Path Light]

Granted but the cake is a lie

I wish that Bullzeye #4, Blue Eyes White Dragon #3 and Red Eyes Black Dragon #3758 did not crash

[Cavedragon49990]

(Denwayasha, I always talk to myself. Nobody else would think I'm any weirder. )

 

Granted, but since that sentence made no sense, the wish cannot be granted and therefore backfires.

 

I wish for people to stop treating me like I'm a *.

[Path Light]

Granted but rocks fell on you

I wish that Red Eyes Black Dragon #3758 can fly

[sailing101]

Granted. It flies away and never returns.

 

 

I wish Path Light would wish for something else.

[Darien]

Granted. just as soon as he can think of something...

 

I wish for a new shovel...

[Path Light]

Granted but your shovels are slashed

I wish that Red Eyes Black Dragon #3758 can growl very angrily