Corrupt-A-Wish

[Cavedragon49990]

Granted, but he growls so loud you go deaf.

 

I wish that I wasn't bored.

[Denwayasha]

Granted, but then you get so busy with other things that you have no more time for DC.

 

I wish I had a cookie~

[Tiga]

Granted but then your sibling (or pet) grabs it from you and DEVOURS it

[Path Light]

I wish that Red Eyes Black Dragon #3758 did not crash land

[Denwayasha]

Granted, but then it got eaten by Exodia and #39 Utopia.

 

I wish I had fast Wi-Fi.

[Tiga]

Granted, it was so fast that it ran to Brazil.

 

I wish for a new iPhone6

[pikapika555]

Granted, but it has a 5-hour battery life.

 

I wish I could see my best friend again.

[Mellwen]

Granted, but when they see you, they absolutely hate you.

 

I wish I was a bit thinner.

[Tiga]

Granted, but then you pig out on burgers and retain your normal size.

 

I wish I had dried apples. (Im craving them now...)

[Cavedragon49990]

Granted, but they all have so many dried worms in them that there is basically no apple left.

 

I wish for my hatchlings to grow up.

[Denwayasha]

Granted, but then they refuse their intended mates.

 

I wish I had more eggslots.

[Tiga]

Granted, but now you have no hatchling slots. So whenever an egg hatches, it is sent to the AP.

 

I wish for a trophy better than gold.

[Denwayasha]

Granted, you get a Diamond Trophy, but it doesn't raise your egg/hatchie limits.

 

I wish for waffles.

[Tiga]

Granted, but they are made of dog doodoo.

 

I wish for a piano.

[Denwayasha]

Granted, but then it falls on your head.

 

I wish I knew how to knit.

[Tiga]

Granted, but then it leaves no room for anything else in your brain so *takes a deep breath* you forget absolutely everything and cannot stop knitting and you soon drown in a large pool of knitted scarves.

 

I wish for a bowl of chocolate icecream.

[Denwayasha]

Granted, but it's a tiny bowl that only holds one moleule.

 

I wish to learn another language.

[Path Light]

Granted, but it is a dark language

I wish that Blue Eyes White Dragon #3 can growl angrily

[sh20000sh]

Granted. But mute is on.

 

I want grow lotus flower.

[Dracovicus]

Granted, but a rabbit eats them and runs away before they bloom.

 

I wish for a Xbox one and Ps4. No glitches, flaws, or something eating it.

[Lamp]

Granted, but they'll have a tiny hidden nuclear bomb inside them that will blow up in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... kaboom. D:

 

I wish for a fish on a dish.

[Dracovicus]

Granted, but the fish starts to beat you up with the dish it was on.

 

I wish TPBM make a wish.

[pikapika555]

Granted, but you want to corrupt their wish and it turns out you can't.

 

I wish for more video games.

[Zeditha]

Granted, but now all your consoles break so you can't play them!

 

I wish for a pet dragon that's cute and won't eat me, or set fire to anything.

[pikapika555]

Granted, but he's HUGE and can't fit in anything you own. (Like, your yard and stuff.)

 

I wish for a nice Piplup.