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Granted, but the pilot does barrel rolls ALL THE TIME (ie: you throw up.)

 

I wish for a GameBoy Color and Pokemon Yellow that can eradicate any virus that comes to it.

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Granted, but it have corrosion in the game and Gameboy Color.

 

I wish for Dragon Cave.

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Granted, but then SUDDENLY, LAGMONSTER!

 

I wish for a suitcase I could hide in in case of apocalypse, armageddon or anything like that.

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Granted, but when you hide in it you somehow end up lost in baggage claim.

 

I wish that I'd get cool birthday presents.

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Granted, but you never get to use them or play with them because santa steals them from you while you sleep.

 

I wish I had all the Cadbury creme eggs in the world! alot.png

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Granted, but when you get them you decide you hate them. tongue.gif

 

I wish I hadn't stepped on that bee on Friday.

Edited by Mellwen

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Granted, but instead you step on it on Saturday.

 

I wish... FOR A ninja.gif

Edited by pikapika555

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Granted. It was hired to kill you. He stabs you through the heart.

 

I wish to get my starbound data back...

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Granted, But it just the box you get.

 

I wish for a PS4 with everything inside the box, no corrosion, no one stealing, or it breaking.

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Granted, but it is so protected you can't start it.

 

I wish for a million wishes.

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Granted. But they come in the form of a genie who ruins every wish at every oppurtunity

 

I wish for a puppy that wouldn't maul me.

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Granted, but it is the ugliest thing you have ever laid eyes on.

 

I wish for candy

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Granted but it was burned

I wish that Joey Wheeler's Red Eyes Black Dragons are real

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Granted, but it is the ugliest thing you have ever laid eyes on.

(I'll love it anyway....<3)

Granted, but it eats you. painfully. Ripping your body in half and censorkip.gifcensorkip.gifcensorkip.gifcensorkip.gifcensorkip.gifcensorkip.gifcensorkip.gifcensorkip.gif

 

I wish for a real life diamond sword.

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Granted, but you accidentally run yourself though with it.

 

I wish Melom was in minecraft.

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Granted,but then he dies from a zombie.

 

I wish I was gigantic.

Edited by john30

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(Ironically, that would probably happen if I had a sword in real life. I can't be trusted with sharp objects. xd.png)

Granted. But the military takes action and bombs you.

 

I wish for a bag of cookies.

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Granted but they are all hard as diamonds.

 

I wish for a new color to be invented

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Granted, but it's extremely straining on the eyes and looking at it for longer than a few seconds causes blindness.

 

I wish for my blocked nose to go away.

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Granted, but it blew up

I wish that Red Eyes Black Dragon #3758 does not lose to the Predacons

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Granted. It loses to the next enemy though.

 

I wish for my computer to have access to every game on steam and be able to run the mall at max performance.

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Granted. It may have glitches if you use it in the wrong way

I wish that Red Eyes Black Dragon #3758 is alive

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