Corrupt-A-Wish

[skauble]

Granted. On a distant planet a world finds peace...and unites to come to Earth and annihilate humanity.

 

I wish the cat would stop running under my feet while I walk.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but it turned into a lion and is running after you.

 

I wish Justin Bieber would lose his voice.

[skauble]

Granted, but it turned into a lion and is running after you.

 

I wish Justin Bieber would lose his voice.

Granted. Justin Bieber loses his voice...along with every other singer due to a virus spread by microphone. In the void, Rebecca Black rises to new fame by releasing a 16 CD set entitled "Friday Every Day - The 365 Versions You Never Knew You Wanted to Hear" which receives non-stop airplay on every radio station.

 

...I wish I didn't have Rebecca Black singing Friday stuck in my head.

[MasterWeavile898]

, you may or may not like the alternative.

 

I wish for explosions.

[Destiny Arts]

Granded if they are fireworks!

 

I wish to go to a MIKA concerts haha I haveb een likeing his music a lot lately!

[LibbyLishly]

Granted, but that's the concert where MIKA gets enraged because not enough people showed up and refuses to play.

 

I wish my husband wasn't allergic to cats.

[skauble]

Granted, but now he's allergic to you.

 

I wish my life had an inspiring soundtrack.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but you become deaf.

 

I wish I was an electric eel.

[MasterWeavile898]

You are, and now no one will touch you.

 

I wish my hair was blue

[Cupcakefight]

You are, and now no one will touch you.

 

I wish my hair was blue

LOL.

 

Your hair will be blue... painted blue with thick enamel.

 

I wish I got straight A's on all AP classes.

Edited September 11, 2013 by assasin6547

[Htt71]

You get straight A's, but because the learning curve is at an A+ you are dropped down to a class for mentally challenged people.

 

I wish for animal rights

[Cupcakefight]

Granted, but animals have no rights, except the freedom of speech.

 

I wish to be 6' tall.

[MasterWeavile898]

Sure, and all ceilings are 5 feet. (The story of my life. )

 

I wish to be the Hulk

[Htt71]

Granted! But you are the She-Hulk...

 

I wish for animal poaching to be illegal everywhere and on every species.

Edited September 11, 2013 by Htt71

[MasterWeavile898]

Granted! But you are the She-Hulk...

(I'm not sure I'm totally against that...)

 

It is! As well as any type of animal killing of any kind, I hope you're a vegetarian!

 

I wish for Mega Arceus (I forget if I did that already)

Edited September 11, 2013 by MasterWeavile898

[HawktalonOfRiverClan]

(I'm not sure I'm totally against that...)

 

It is! As well as any type of animal killing of any kind, I hope you're a vegetarian!

 

I wish for Mega Arceus (I forget if I did that already)

Granted, but it steps on you because it's so big it can't see you.

 

I wish that research papers were illegal.

[MasterWeavile898]

Well, all paper is illegal so...

 

I wish my PC didn't suck

 

( http://www.khanacademy.org/cs/the-most-awe...ever/1258817965 )

Edited September 11, 2013 by MasterWeavile898

[LibbyLishly]

Granted. Your PC is now so incredible that it's taken over the world and you are its slave.

 

I wish I was naturally better at this whole 'contentment' thing.

[Cupcakefight]

You will be, content with living in a cardboard box and not owning anything at all.

[Hazel360]

As TPAM didn't make a wish, I'll make one.

 

I wish all people who hated pink would be flogged.

[LibbyLishly]

Granted! The entire world is now pink and the people who were flogged get a Pink Infection that wipes out 1/4 of the population.

 

I wish I had everything done for this blasted event. >.<

[Hazel360]

Granted, but the event is cancelled.

 

I wish I could get more Two-Headed Lindwurms.

[DragonKami]

You get them but thats all you have.

 

 

 

I wish nothing would go wrong with my next wish

[Hazel360]

Granted, but your next wish is to be a Ninja-Toad.

 

I wish I was a cat.

Edited September 11, 2013 by Hazel360

[DragonKami]

You are but then in a second you are in a bag in the street.

 

 

I wish that this wish about wishing that my next wish will go right will go as planned.