Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

AlanaPerry made that mess in the kitchen. On purpose!

I'm telling.

[MoonStormSong]

@Long_Before_Sunrise is my long lost cat in disguise of a unicorn to destroy me

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@AlanaPerry hates autumn and keeps painting fallen leaves green and fastening them back on the trees with clothespins 

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@Long_Before_Sunrise despises the sun

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@AlanaPerry will succumb to the power of the vulture stare and surrender her Halloween hatchlings.

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@Lovecats is a pyromaniac mobster who runs a sleazy taxi service.

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@Long_Before_Sunrise is a weirdo currently photographing a hatchling in a bathroom

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@AlanaPerry has been telling my hatchlings that turning on all faucets causes it to rain indoors.

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@Long_Before_Sunrise is painting her dragons to look like her avatar

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@AlanaPerry has caused an identity crisis by dressing her dragons in cat costumes and making them watch cat videos all day.

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@Long_Before_Sunrise has an assasination streak of 38 cats killed in an hour

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@AlanaPerry turned up the temperature on the oven and burnt my customized frozen pizza to a crisp!

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@Long_Before_Sunrise is trying to cause an arguement by stopping the water source in my planet

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@AlanaPerry is in Arizona, but thinks she's on Tatooine.

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@Long_Before_Sunrise is trying to convince the world to kill all living creatures

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@AlanaPerry keeps using her Sophrosyne dragons to return my Undead dragons to their graves. Every single day!

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@Long_Before_Sunrise is killing all the Aso Xenowyrm eggs in the cave. I'm not getting any!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@AlanaPerry hoarded all the CB Pitfire eggs in retaliation!

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@Long_Before_Sunrise broke the dragon encyclopedia

[StarKaabii]

@AlanaPerry confiscated all my Arcana Dragons’ spell scrolls and taught them crocheting instead.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@Moonstruck_Starlight knows I don't crochet. It was obviously @trystan who turned them from spellcraft to stitchcraft.

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@Long_Before_Sunrise has no idea @Moonstruck_Starlight was blaming me instead because she's not capable of reading my name

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@AlanaPerry only writes names in disappearing ink in a mysterious notebook.

[StarKaabii]

@Long_Before_Sunrise is actually replacing @AlanaPerry‘s pens with graphite pencils and then erasing the writing when no one’s looking.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@Moonstruck_Starlight shows up after I leave and highlights the erased names so the indentions left by the pencil become readable again. Nosy Mistra.