Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Jamari]

Sunrise secretly feeds the raccoons cat food.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Chusi has me confused with my mother.

[Jamari]

WHOA! Your mother is confused? No wonder you wander in the dark looking for the light. She removed all the liight switches thinking they were portals to Coon Town. 

[catstaff]

Chusi likes to blame other people for their deeds.

[Jamari]

Catstaff is right. Other peoples deeds are their own fault.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Wait, this is baseless lies.

[catstaff]

Long_Before_Sunrise has a crush on Rammstein's bassist.

[Jamari]

Catstaff secretly releases little tiny critters in the mall so they hire her kitties to chase them around and have a blast and get paid at the same time. 

[catstaff]

Chusi secretly moonlights as a studio drummer for jazz bands.

[Jamari]

Catstaff only likes opera.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Chusi only likes music that combines the didgeridoo and vuvuzela with bagpipes.

[Jamari]

Sunrise listens to opera on her boze bass and drives through walmart parking lots. In her Subaru.

Edited January 29, 2023 by Chusi

[TaikoYon]

Chusi actually is an AI trying to act like a normal human and failing

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

TaikoYon doesn't believe payphones ever existed.

[TaikoYon]

(i've only seen one before, when i went to montana)

Sunrise believes the earth is flat

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

TaikoYon hides stuff and holes under the leaves I haven't raked up so I'll trip.

[Jamari]

Sunrise only rakes fake leaves. 

[screwygirl]

Chusi breathes but doesn't inhale.

[Jamari]

Screwygirl is envious of balloon dragons.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Chusi will realize tomorrow that she was just compared to Bill Clinton.

[Jamari]

Sunrise is afraid of the dark.

[screwygirl]

48 minutes ago, Chusi said:

Screwygirl is envious of balloon dragons.

Wait... this is true... I-I mean... nevermind.

Chusi hid all the brownies and didn't tell anyone.

[Jamari]

Screwygirl Rides Balloon Dragons for fun. Yee Haw!

Edited February 1, 2023 by Chusi

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Chusi opened the portal in the ceiling of my closet that spirits are escaping through.

[Jamari]

Sunrise holds spirits hostage in her closet.