Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Jamari]

Sunrise eats rocks painted to look like fresh rolls and jelly doughnuts. That's why she's a walking skeleton with no teeth. Some might say she looks like a ZOMBIE with decomposing "air pressure." 

[TaikoYon]

Chusi preforms necromancy and that's why Sunrise is alive and trying to promote necromancy

[Jamari]

TaikoYon doesn't do their homework, and therefore only knows how to spell necromancy and chicken.

[catstaff]

Chusi has a mad crush on Eddie the Head, which is why she's such a fan of necromancy.

Spoiler

 

[Jamari]

Well, is he nice?

[catstaff]

*laughs*

 

Depends on which fanfic you read, I suppose. I do know that he regularly has sword fights with Bruce (Iron Maiden's singer) onstage. (Sorry the picture isn't great, I got jostled when I took it... plus my seats were far enough back I had to photograph the big screens rather than the stage itself in order to see anything.)

Spoiler

 

[Jamari]

The kitten is a gamechanger, but the puppy will be  a life changer! 

[TaikoYon]

dogs suck (joke but I don't like dogs)

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

TaikoYon doesn't like dogs due to being very territorial themself. 

You're not allowed to move any of their things.

[TaikoYon]

(a dog attacked me when i was a kid)

 

Sunrise actually does not like MLP and is a spy from another country that got lost on the internet

[Jamari]

{TaikoYon needs to move on. Not all dogs are bad. Just like people.}   Aha! THAT IS A BASELESS LIE! Sunrise is just a WITNESS to what she sneaks around and sees. TaikoYon is a government secretary for the FBI. SHE  is the spy.                                                                                                                                                                        

[catstaff]

Chusi hangs out at Walmart in order to get funny "I don't work here" and "people of Walmart" content to post to the internet.

[Jamari]

But...I love Walmart. You can wear your pajamas there {which I DON"T} and take your dog, and buy all kinds of stuff, but you have to check yourself out. People of Walmart are awesome! 

[TaikoYon]

Chusi wears pajamas to Walmart

[Jamari]

lmao...that's a baseless lie! I wear stretchy pants that may or may not be worn to bed.   However, TaikoYon, on the other hand, wears a chicken costume to walmart. To disguise her need to steal very expensive eggs.

Edited January 26, 2023 by Chusi

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Chusi has been encouraging Walmart to put theft devices on the egg cartons so you can't open them to see if the eggs are whole or cracked.

[Jamari]

Sunrise secretly squishes the egg cartons in peoples shopping carts.

[catstaff]

Chusi squishes egg cartons in people's shopping carts and makes TikTok videos while doing so..

[Jamari]

{good one} Catstaff stands on street corners with a chicken that lays eggs on command selling them for $5.00 each to unsuspecting housewives.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Chusi's omelet was the size of a dollar coin and she's dangerously hungry 

[TaikoYon]

Sunrise is the omelet

[Jamari]

TaikoYon is the chopped onion in the omlette {I like chopped onion}.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Chusi is salting it when it's already been salted.

[Jamari]

Sunrise is allergic to salt and has to have a raccoon eat her eggs for her.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Chusi spent October live trapping raccoons and dumping them out at my place where they climbed the trees and threw branches on the roof.