Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Chusi is either clairvoyant or she just put a hex on me. 

[Jamari]

Sunrise has filled her dark house full of cookies so the lights are not showing through the windows. Her little monkeys eat cookies all day and get a crazy sugar high. They force her to steal milk from the corner store for them.

Edited January 21, 2023 by Chusi

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Chusi sent me a lovely cross-stitch... or a threat.

Spoiler

 

Edited January 21, 2023 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[catstaff]

Long_Before_Sunrise secretly takes lessons in resistance fighting and guerilla warfare.

 

(And incidentally, I want that embroidery project, I love it!)

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

catstaff broke Dragon Cave again.

And it was an act of vengeance.

[Jamari]

Every time Sunrise breaks CD, she eats a cookie.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Chusi emptied the cookie jar and filled it with raisins and unsweetened cranberries.

[Jamari]

Sunrise secretly uses sugar substitute for everything...ew

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Chusi keeps me awake all night by yelling at the TV. 

Bargaining with the Home Shopping Network...

[Jamari]

Sunrise wanders through her pitch black house looking for a light switch. And btw, stay out of my room.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Chusi disconnected all the light switches. She told me to pretend I was blind and use one of my Vampires as a guide dragon.

[TaikoYon]

Sunrise actually does not own a house and instead lives in a box with a lamp. Chusi took the batteries

[catstaff]

52 minutes ago, TaikoYon said:

Sunrise actually does not own a house and instead lives in a box with a lamp. Chusi took the batteries

TaikoYon knows this because they bought the batteries Chusi stole.

[Jamari]

Moooaaahhhh

[TaikoYon]

Chusi eats batteries

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

TaikoYon lives the room off of Chusi's room off of my box and I need a traffic light.

[Jamari]

Sunrise is colorblind and couldn't read a traffic light if she had to.

[TaikoYon]

Chusi isn't actually a cat but a dog, and they cant tell the difference between red and green

[Jamari]

TaikoYon is actually a turtle disguised as a psychedelic chicken.    

 

 

Edited January 24, 2023 by Chusi

[catstaff]

Chusi is craving turtle soup.

[Jamari]

It's only a matter of time before Catstaff feeds her plump little avatar to her Red dragons

[TaikoYon]

Chusi doesn't know how to spell and is actually just a result of the infinite monkey theorem

[Jamari]

TaikoYon's avatar is actually one of those things that tell you which way the wind is blowing but TaikoYon is directionally challenged.

[TaikoYon]

Chusi eats rocks for fun

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

TaikoYon has been selling rocks painted to look like fresh rolls and jelly doughnuts.