Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff is secretly a time lord

[StarKaabii]

RegalPlumewing is stealing pearls from Soulstone dragons to craft into fine jewelry.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

StarKaabi is breaking the rules by having separate accounts for each pair of Mistras where they 'raise' one stolen or abandoned egg.

[MoonStormSong]

Long_Before_Sunrise comes from Pluto

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

AlanaPerry is at war with the trees.

[StarKaabii]

Long_Before_Sunrise is in cahoots with the Lagmonster.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

StarKaabi can't identify a single constellation.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisecan identify a single constellation, but that's the only one they can identify.

[MoonStormSong]

catstaff is actually a dog

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

AlanaPerry is a Fleshcrowne that's actually a Frilled covered with mustard.

[StarKaabii]

Long_Before_Sunrise is a Magi who’s actually a Fleshcrowne covered with..... orange paint.

[MoonStormSong]

StarKaabi is in the shower singing baby shark

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

AlanaPerry cheats at Tic-Tac-Toe.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseis the one who taught AlanaPerry to cheat at tic-tac-toe.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff does three card monty as a side hustle.  

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseregularly gets tossed out of casinos for counting cards at the blackjack tables.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff's employers bought a claw machine filled with catnip toys and insist catstaff fishes out a prize for them every day 

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise wishes she had a personal claw machine filled with toys and sometimes food.

[StarKaabii]

Lovecats is secretly a dog.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

StarKaabi is simply a lizard with dandelion fuzz on the end of her tail.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseis actually a mint dragon in a pony suit.

[StarKaabii]

Catstaff handmade Long_Before_Sunrise said pony suit.

[catstaff]

Au contraire! I used a sewing machine. 🤣

 

@StarKaabiused to make drop spindles out of those free AOL CDs that various department stores had bins of to give away.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

catstaff has photo of the last graveyard of the ancient AOL CDs. The place only computer geeks remember the coordinates of 

[Little-Star]

@Long_Before_Sunrise collects all the ugliest toys they can find