Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[MoonStormSong]

@Little-Star is three years old

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

AlanaPerry's hatchlings are afraid to sleep at night because I show them scary toys and tell them horror stories about each one, so when they grow up they'll think human toys are dangerous to children.  Tonight I'm reading Coraline.

Edited September 17, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseactually is Coraline.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff buys up all the good Halloween decorations in my area every year and has it shipped to elsewhere.

[MoonStormSong]

@Long_Before_Sunrise is afraid of Coraline

[StarKaabii]

AlanaPerry steals all the pumpkins from the pumpkin patches in the fall. Now all the orange winged frogs Pumpkin Dragons are homeless thanks to you.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

StarKaabi is the reason @sugarfreesugar looks mortified when anyone asks about Pillow Dragons shedding.

[StarKaabii]

Long_Before_Sunrise harvests shed Pillow Dragon fur and sells it to Mistra prides as nesting material.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@StarKaabi is banned from Trade.

[StarKaabii]

Long_Before_Sunrise is the one who made it so there’s no confirmation if you accidentally click cancel on a trade.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

StarKaabi doesn't appreciate the diabolical cunning of that feature, it's not a bug.

[StarKaabii]

Long_Before_Sunrise is making all of my drakes end up female so I can’t breed them. And then making me forget that Influence works on things besides dragons.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

StarKaabi cleaned my entire kitchen in exchange for a handful of pineapple sage.

[MoonStormSong]

@Long_Before_Sunrise hoards 80% of the world's pineapples

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

AlanaPerry is lost in the cornfield.

[MoonStormSong]

@Long_Before_Sunrise is five years old

[catstaff]

@AlanaPerryloves Surströmming. (Wikipedia for anyone who hasn't heard of it.)

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

catstaff was supposed to pick me up three hours ago.

 

[StarKaabii]

Long_Before_Sunrise stole all the pony merch from Target and is reselling it for a premium on eBay.

[catstaff]

@StarKaabifailed to pass along the message that I was supposed to pick up @Long_Before_Sunrise (checks time) six hours ago.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

catstaff has betrayed me!

 

[MoonStormSong]

Long_Before_Sunrise is addicted to horses

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

AlanaPerry forgot this is baseless lies.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseonce tried to turn a pony into a psychedelic unicorn by grafting a lava lamp to its forehead.

[MoonStormSong]

Catstaff killed me in minecraft