Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing thinks this is a great idea.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise gets on her computer long before sunset and gets off long after sunrise

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingis running an MLM for countryballs.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff is just jealous that more people want to pay for pet countryballs than pirated Pusheen prints

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing uses fake countryballs to transport moonshine.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise is salty that countryballs can't ship to her location and she has to come to the countryballs instead of vice versa

Edited June 18, 2022 by RegalPlumewing

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing is trying to live her best life without admitting the reason her life is centered around her Ukraineball is because it's superglued to her hand.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise is secretly two people in a horse costume

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing crawled out of the Void that Somerandomcorviknight warned us about 

...and is responsible for Somerandomcorviknight's disappearance.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisesecretly arranged for RegalPlumewing to crawl out of the Void.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff knows why we haven't seen Lovecats in a long time. 😯

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise delights at my lack of knowledge about the Void

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewing actually got kicked out of the Void for decorating it with glitter.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff is at a payphone, trying to call home. All of her change, she spent on @Long_Before_Sunrise.

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingdoesn't realize that's not an actual phone booth that I'm in.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff stole a TARDIS.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise prank calls people pretending to be a pizza restaurant and delights at their confusion

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingis pioneering a fast-food restaurant design that has a bike-thru as well as a drive-thru.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff runs an ASMR channel on YouTube and wishes she had a better sounding keyboard

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingwant to free the narwhals.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff’s profession revolves around creating memes involving her employers and clicking ads on sites they run 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

RegalPlume has all eight egg slots filled with NR scaley eggs. 

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise is secretly a mare

[Lovecats]

@RegalPlumewing knows the secrets to the eternal happiness and has been trying to tell us from the very beginning.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats mistakes Regalplumewing for an angel.