Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff refuses to acknowledge this is a totally permitted response.

[AsymDoll13]

@Long_Before_Sunrise doesn't love me anymore!

[catstaff]

@AsymDoll13never loved me!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

catstaff is right, I only love myself! That's why I have no hatchlings and not because my Stat date turned out to be one scary-looking wyrm.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisejust doesn't want to admit they're into scary-looking wyrms.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

catstaff typed out hgiefjewio on my keyboard

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@SomeRandomCorviknight is sad they can't faceroll their keyboard because the beak get in the way.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseleaves nose-smears on the monitor whenever they faceroll their keyboard.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff envies my jaw spikes.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisewanted to trade in a new sibling for a puppy.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff was just trying to unload the puppy on me.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisehas nefarious plans for the puppy.

[catstaff]

For some weird reason, @Long_Before_Sunrisekeeps confusing puppies with footballs.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff said we needed new perspectives on the way we think about sports!

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisewants to be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff is keeping a secret from @AsymDoll13: a recipe book with photos of Todd pasted over the food photos.

[AsymDoll13]

@Long_Before_Sunrise needs to learn to mind their business. Also... I'd like that book destroyed please? 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@AsymDoll13 knows my business is tattling selling secret information.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisestill acts like a preschooler, hence their love of tattling and giving away secrets.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff waited until I was drunk, painted me, then sells the photos to MLP fansites... to buy more liquor.

Edited March 7, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseis the one who wanted to make some quick money to buy more liquor - I just helped make it happen.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff confuses drag queens with drag racing and imagines glow up race cars.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseforgets that drag queens also have drag races.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff tried to use real butterfly wings for false eyelashes.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisewishes they'd thought of doing that first.