Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff tried to stencil a cat themed cutie mark on my flank, but the paint ignited.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrise tried to brand me with a shoe.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff will eventually believe I was trying to tap her on the shoulder.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisemight eventually learn that a tap on the shoulder is not the same thing as a kick to the head.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff is eternally hopeful.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseis an optimist.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff is as energetic as six squirrels on caffeine.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseplans to become a best-selling author by writing MLP fanfic and then changing it up just enough to publish as original fiction.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff is responsible for the disappearance of the alicorns, the magic, and the separation of the three pony tribes in MLP G5.

 

[Docthings]

Sunrise is actually responsible for at least half of those disappearances.

[catstaff]

@Docthingsknows this, because they bought the alicorns on the black market.

[wall_eating_lizard]

Catstuff Tried to break into a local Walmart and eat all of the shaving cream

Edited March 15, 2022 by wall_eating_lizard

[catstaff]

@wall_eating_lizardis actually the one who broke into the local Walmart, by eating a hole in the wall.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff will be changing her forum name to Catstuff.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseis going to help me move all my stuff.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I'll move all catstaff's stuff outside and label it.

Maybe put up a few signs.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseis better than Freecycle! 🤣

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff has tricked me somehow. It was supposed to be the other way around.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrise is actually selling my stuff in order to fund a trip to Graspop.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff came over to visit and my aquarium is now empty.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@trystan secretly spins cat void hair into yarn and makes nets from the yarn, but not for catching dreams, but for catching innocent killifish.

True story.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisestole my oatmeal.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff was being metal and eating plain salted oatmeal. It was a rescue.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisethinks being metal means cooking with cast iron frying pans.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff doesn't appreciate the strength it takes to dual wield hot cast iron pans.