Posted February 16, 2014 got my first annon one "You're so hot, be careful that you don't unfreeze your hatchling army!" Share this post Link to post
Posted February 16, 2014 If I could only grow green stuff in my garden like I can in my refrigerator! I laughed pretty good at that! Share this post Link to post
Posted February 16, 2014 Happy Valentine's Day. Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Vodka is cheaper Than dinner for two. Gave me a good laugh! Share this post Link to post
Posted February 16, 2014 "Enjoy your flower!" There's always a bit of irony when sweet messages are on biters. "This card is nothing compared to your descriptions, but I hope you like it nonetheless. " <3 "(Ppooohh kchuuu pooohh kchuuu).....Luke, I am your father!" "This Water Lily will be sent in a pot with water. Although she has to share it with a goldfish..." "ARE U JAPANESE BECAUSE UR TOO KYOTO BE ALONE THIS VALENTINES" Why'd you have to be anon? I want to send something back! "Unacceptable, Dirtytabs. You know I only accept human sacrifices as presents." "I'm so happy to see you here... now I won't have to go buy dragon chow!" I'm gonna get eaten. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 16, 2014 Haven't had any hilarious ones myself but I've sent out a few orchids saying: Look there's an ORC...HIDe!! I hope your Valentines was better than my jokes Share this post Link to post
Posted February 16, 2014 I haven't gotten many flowers, and all but one of them just say Happy Valentine's Day or something generic. Here is the one that isn't: “Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!” Vizzini, The Princess Bride LOL I love nerdy quotes. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 16, 2014 (edited) I got so many awesome ones (well, for me they were awesome)! The best ones acutally were the ones who were answers to some of my cards... And all the fandom ones - squee, every time I look at the cards I got! d: But these ones I like best: (Hoping there will be some more following d: This Clever Disguise is Impenetrable to the Humans Thank you for Hibiscus! This is Iris. She likes tea and biscuits and long walks in the country. It's sad that Iris is just a flower, because otherwise I would like to get to know her d: You're After my Robot Bee!!! I guess this was random, but it was great ;D A Lannister always pays his debts. Thank you so much for this one! Nature holds infinite truths, many of which we are yet to be privy to. :3 Gorgeous username! <3 I laughed reading this - I like my name as well, even if I chose it years ago Do you realize how awesome you are? ♥ This was anonymous... But even if it surely was random, it really made me smile We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. *gollum, gollum* By What Right Does The Wolf Judge The Lion? ~Jaime Lannister~ Game of thrones *-* Roses are red, violets are blue, eagles are grand and I bet you are too! I love this variants of the "roses are red"-poem Zaldrizes Busdari Iksos Daor. Yes, a dragon is not a slave. Those who give me giant stinky flowers deserve black roses, I say! Thank you so much for this one - it came with black roses in a black pot, and it really made my day! (: Gegen den Sturm, am Abgrund entlang, und wenn ich nich mehr kann, denk' ich daran. <3 Thank you for this card - lyrics from Tokio Hotel Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them. Happy Valentine! I just liked this This cookie has the appearance of a Daisy. (It tastes better than the red pill.) No, I don't eat flowers that cannot defend herself d: “When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.” -- Mark Twain I really, really like Mark Twain This white egg is sitting in a flowerpot. This just made me laugh d: And I was happy about every flower saying thank you for flowers I've sent, because I didn't thought they would be that much appreciated. So thank you for every single flower you guys sent me! Oh my, these were quite a lot. But now I will be happy with what I got instead of making huge posts d: Edited February 17, 2014 by NightEagle Share this post Link to post
Posted February 16, 2014 "If Fushia'd feel bad, I hope Thistle make you feel better all Daisy. I'm Lavender event this year." That made me smile. X3 Share this post Link to post
Posted February 16, 2014 My favorites? Well.... I can't wait to get a taste of you! (this one was sent with a Biter) Nothing confusing about the day after the day after Valentines day. It might help if you open your eyes (after i sent 'Roses are black, violets are black, everything is black, MY EYES!!') A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love - Max Muller The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. –M Day 3: Rise of the Shroomish have begun. (sent with a mushroom, after i sent 'Day 3: They still don't suspect i'm a Vileplume.') I swear, if you dig up one more of my friends.... Hey! - Iris Roses are red, violets are blue. I choose you Pikachu! Happy flower, fuzzy flower, grow grow grow~ Really, how do you expect me to choose a favorite? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 16, 2014 When The Sun Rises In The East And Sets In The West You Will Come Back To Me My Sun And Stars. My GoT feelings!!! Share this post Link to post
Posted February 16, 2014 Right, I've located my favourites: Roses are Red - Violets are not - Just as requested - The Snowman pot -From Rally Vincent That made me laugh!! Happy Valentine's Day! Have a fish with your flower~ -From tasselcat Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn. Happy Valentine's Day Happy Valentine's Day! i keep seeing winters and thinking about you. -From mandrakekeeper <-- "Stop looking at my soul, you creep!" -From angelicdragonpuppy Heheheheheheheh!! <3 Love is the sunshine that makes the flowers grow. -From Lady_Foxfire_of_Mirkwood <3 Thank you for appreciating lovely lineages! Hope you had a wonderful Valentine's Day -From Wahya Happy Valentine's Day! Thanks for making Dragoncave fun! -From webcowgirl <-- Awww Thank you for the kind words. <3 -From Caseytalk I'm glad that I made somebody happy!! Raaaaawwwwwrrrr! -From Buzzardleap <---- I love randomnity!! Thank you so much to everybody who sent me a flower, even if your message didn't appear here! <3 Share this post Link to post
Posted February 16, 2014 Potatoes are brown, socks have many hues. When you're online, you take away my blues. Let's hope this biter / won't try to eat your tater / to YOU I cater! This potato looks like a flower. Happy day after, the day after Valentines Day, My love for you is as intoxicating as this mushroom. I will admit this one made me laugh the hardest: Merry Christmas. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 16, 2014 (edited) "Do you play Quidditch? Because you''re a keeper "and from the same person "Are you a Dementor? Because you take my breath away :3" <3 Harry Potter pick-up lines. Zaldrizes Buzdari Iksos Daor GoT. <3 And this one from a friend: "Sappy Valentine's Day 8D" One letter makes all the difference. Edited February 16, 2014 by Hathim Share this post Link to post
Posted February 16, 2014 Wow, purple isn't a color of flower you expected to see. ^ Hah. x3 Share this post Link to post
Posted February 16, 2014 Potatoes are brown, socks have many hues. When you're online, you take away my blues. Let's hope this biter / won't try to eat your tater / to YOU I cater! This potato looks like a flower. Happy day after, the day after Valentines Day, My love for you is as intoxicating as this mushroom. I will admit this one made me laugh the hardest: Merry Christmas. Glad you liked it so much Socky 8D Share this post Link to post
Posted February 16, 2014 (edited) Ooh! I have so many nice ones, I don't know which to pick! (after I requested for something weird) Doesn't get any weirder than a Titan Arum -From alupe99a Hey I just met you/and this is crazy/but please be nice/Send something back maybe? -From King_Max_Cat Happy Valentine's Day -- eat some chocolate! <3 -From Kelkelen Roses are red, violets are blue, I wished for a fish but it didn't come true. -From Arula Happy Dragontine's Day! -From Wallie987 This one came accompanied by black roses, no less. Best wishes from a Slytherin witch. -From Slyz So I sent her red roses with: 'A return gift from a Gryffindor trouble-maker!' Then came this with a Biter: This egg tries to bite you -From Laura-Lana Ah, wish I would get more video game quotes like this one: This is Commander Shepard's favorite flower in the Citadel garden -From StCanardOrphanage Roses are Red, Violet's are Blue, We All Love Flowers and This One's For You! -From BreakMyRevenge Gardeners like to plant their feet firmly. -From Roguew This person, YES, this person, is absolutely wonderful. <3 Alistair knows swooping is bad, but this flower is good for his grey warden! -From StCanardOrphanage This mushroom appears to be an egg. At least it smells nice. -From Lawless-Soldier_Lawful-Citizen Edited February 16, 2014 by Kasumi Share this post Link to post
Posted February 16, 2014 Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Hahaha!! Thank you Gerdu Happy Day After The Day After Valentine's Day! May the schwartz be with you. (Thanks annageckos ) "Love is not love, which alters when it alteration finds, or bends with the remover to remove." Thank you toyofubl, from whom I get a flower AND shakespeare Poor Fishies! A Biter for a neighbor. ♣Thank you for the flower♣ - a biter plus fish vase combo Thanks sunquest! Share this post Link to post
Posted February 16, 2014 (edited) I decided not to attach the sender's name because I don't know whether they'd want to be quoted here or not, I hope that's okay. What do you call a grumpy and short tempered gardener? A SnapDragon. I like puns. Some people think love is the answer to everything. It's actually 42. Regardless, Happy Valentines! Don't Panic and always carry a towel! I love that they picked up the reference in my signature! Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life. Unexpected, but true, if you think about it We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. I like that. And somebody also thanked me for participating in the Breeding, Gifting thread. Totally unexpected, but awesome. Edit: Someone sent me Vogon poetry My dear anonymous bindlewurdle, how you made me laugh! Edited February 16, 2014 by Digital Decay Share this post Link to post
Posted February 16, 2014 @Cassiel: Ahaha, I got Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna *brick'd* Almost choked on my morning coffee! Other nice things I got, again : If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine. Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him? (Obi-Wan) Mischief Managed! Angelicdragonpuppy sent out Evil Bellsprout! "Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes." They only love bite, I promise! Danger, Danger, Will Robinson! Share this post Link to post
Posted February 16, 2014 A spaceship! Hope you had a great Valentine's Day in outer space! <3 Very cutely referencing my scroll name. <3 Share this post Link to post
Posted February 17, 2014 (edited) Haiku, a 3 sentence poem that makes no sense, refridgerator. Has to be my favorite! Thank you xeyla! I hope this flower won't end up in an ash pot, but it may nicely bloom to scare away the gloom! An adorable reference to my scrollname. Edited February 17, 2014 by leaf0701 Share this post Link to post
Posted February 17, 2014 Glad you liked it! I sent that out to a few people, didn't think it would make it here Share this post Link to post
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