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Attached to lovely black roses:

"These roses need some more sunlight"

-From rox_squirrel

 

 

A warning coming with a biter <3

"Pay attention when you care this flower, or it may bite your fingers! Happy flower week!"

-From Iside

 

 

Wise words are always welcome

"Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye. H. Jackson Brown, Jr."

-From karin123

 

 

One of many great messages from a certain MissRaven biggrin.gif

"Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you're drop dead gorgeous. Happy V-day!"

-From MissRaven

 

 

I feel you, dear wink.gif

"Ohhh~ an Agapanthus. (lol sorry I'm out of witty comments xd.png )"

-From ritsukabi_29

 

 

(love it b/c it reminded me of my first but less useful English sentence: eastmost peninsula is the secret xd.png )

"Here you are - that was the first English sentence I learned biggrin.gif – so happy I still need it. tongue.gif"

-From NightEagle

 

 

Curse those greedy biters!

"I had prepared a great message, but then the flower ate it! Happy flower collection!"

-From Iside

 

 

Oh no, sorry, Ruby, now I gave the secret away D:

"A green-thumbed orc hid this in his garden - don't tell anyone!"

-From Ruby Eyes

 

 

True dat.

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

-From Ashray

 

 

Do I have to feed it with tofu-flies?!

"Don't worry about the fishies, she's a vegetarian."

-From MissRaven

 

 

I like this one.

"Don't be careful, be immortal."

-From pinkgothic

 

 

and this is a valid question that came with the 1up-mushroom

Is this mushroom from Mario?

-From ritsukabi_29

 

 

I hear you, I can so relate! wink.gif

"When the going gets tough.......I just go back to bed. lol"

-From haloGoddes

 

 

puns biggrin.gif

Why did the Fungi leave the party? There wasn't mushroom.

-From Shuurei13

 

 

And one of my favorites because of reasons

"This is NOT the biter I am looking for." - Daryl Dixon

-From MissRaven

 

 

 

There are so many more lovely messages, funny and wise, and I love all of them! But I fear the list is already too long here >_<

Thanks again, everyone!

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I'll keep the nicknames to myself. Some messages were cool, some funny and some other beautiful. *squees*

 

"Hodor hodor hodor hodor, hodor hodor hodor. Hodor, hodor? Hodor. :'D"

"Life is a flower of which love is the honey."

"Are you made out of copper and titanium? Because you are a Cu Ti (▰˘◡˘▰)"

""Flowers are restful to look at. They have neither emotions nor conflicts." -Sigmund Freud"

"DEAR CONCORDE I LOVE YOU YOU HAVE THE BEST GRAPES." <- I cried after reading this one :'D

"May love and laughter light your days and warm your heart"

"Flowers are the music of the ground, From earth's lips spoken without sound."

"Love is the flower you've got to let grow. John Lennon"

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Hi love the flowers I got and sucks we could not keep our gardens.

 

I been sick and got only to send 1 flower and I relized I hit the anonymos(spelled rong) button when it was sent but I put this

 

May ur sword stay sharp,May ur armor never rust,And may ur life quest never blow up in ur face.

 

If u got my flower let me know plz.

I was going to put this but it was too long

"(May ur sword never break)"

May ur sword stay sharp,"May ur armor never rust,May the three moons guide ur magic,May ur prayers be heard,May ur beard grow long,May ur life quest never blow up in ur face,May ur Hoopak sing,May ur homeland prosper,May dragons fly ever in ur dreams."

By Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman,Dragolance saga

 

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"Lavender blue, dilly dilly. Lavender green." -on lavenders

"To the melody of Michael Jackson's "Beat it": Feed it! (Feed it!) Feed it! (Feed it!)" -on a biter biggrin.gif

"☼ Have a nice day! ☼" -nice icons!

"Today, we are canceling the apocalypse! Happy Valentine's Day!"

"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimm- Wait, I'm a flower, I don't swim!"

"You can't write poetry, don't even try. Be nice to the flowers or you'll make them cry. tongue.gif"

"Poetry you cannot write, I have to tell you true. This flower has a nasty bite, ITS COMING FOR YOU!" laugh.gif I sent a couple of bad roses-are-red-violets-are-blue poems to the user.

"Powerful! Crush the lesser races! Conquer the galaxy! Unimaginable power! Unlimited rice pudding."

" 'Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!' —The Doctor"

"I thought I'd send you a gerbil, but a gerbera is the closest I could get... Have a great day smile.gif"

"Stay away from the dog park!"

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"Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart. Happy Valentine's Day!"

 

"Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee."

 

"Hyacinth for you! Just because you are special!"

 

Those were among the many normal "Happy Valentines Day"'s ive gotten

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"Hollies are red, Skywings are blue. The forums are down. What do we do?"

-From Jet Raptor

 

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My favourite one was

 

"You're so beautiful, gold dragons get jealous!

-From Dawndust"

 

 

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My favorite had to be:

 

Turn your weakness into HM04!
-Luckyclaw

 

To which I responded,

 

Spread your wings and HM02 away!

<3

 

I also got into a flower sending war with _Z_

 

My favorite two piece one had to be

 

We could fly to Berlin, Tokyo or Jamaica, we can go where you want, say the word and I’ll take ya

 

But I’d rather stay on the so-o-o-o-o-o-o-ofa, with you!! <3

 

 

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"Happy Valentine's Day! Thank you for sending me a flower, you charmer. Here's one in return <3" In response to some cheesy pickup line I sent.

 

"Roses are red, this flower is blue; thanks for the Valentine's flower from you!" D'awww

 

"Hi. Here's a flower for your dragons to nibble on. Or enchant. Or whatever." xd.png

 

"What happened when the two angels got married? ..They lived harpily ever after!"

 

"Haiku in exchange For roses and hyacinths Happy Valentine!"

 

"Wow- very flower - many purple - such amaze" LOL. I got a lot of purple flowers.. I wonder why. laugh.gif

 

"*throws flowers romantically at Hawk*" From my friend.

 

"Happy Valentine's Day! Hahaha, thanks so much for the 'orange' flowers, they're lovely! xd.png <3" In response to a blue flower with the note "This flower is orange, even if it looks blue, it's orange."

 

"▲▼►▼▼▲▲ ------- Ooops! Sorry. I spilled my doritos on your flowers. xd.png lol" That made me laugh so hard.

 

"You can't wash your eyes with soap. >_< lol"

 

"Roses are red... Seriously?! You gotta be pulling on my leg (: smile.gif" On some white roses.

 

"May you always find some mystery in everyday life! From myself and me and I."

 

"'Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.' --Groucho Marx"

 

"Plip, Plop, this is a Dew Drop." On a dewdrop.

 

"Purple Attack!" and then "Some more purple ♥" and then "And another!" all from the same person.

 

"Happy 20th of February xP"

 

"is this purple? i can't tell! i hope you like it just as well."

 

"One for the road wink.gif"

 

"Like? <3" On a very purple flower.

 

"'All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.' Charles M. Schulz"

 

"May you always find some mystery in everyday life! From myself and me and I."

 

"The early worm gets eaten...sleep late!"

 

"'If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.' ~ Ilona Andrews, Fate's Edge ♥"

 

"I guess this flower exists only in TJ's head?" on a ???

 

"You are a very good Hawk, as you have just caught a bat!" On a bat. xd.png

 

"Flip this card to discover the really funny message written on the back..."

 

"THIS IS THE FLOWER OF MY PEOPLE"

 

"Happy belated Valentines Day, may StarClan Guide you in All your Travels." D'awww

 

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"This Mushroom's Purple, It also is Blue, I'm bad at Poems, but Here's a Thank You!"

 

"You might need a whip and a chair to train this one - it looks pretty active for a plant..." From someone that Sent me a Sun-Seeker XD

 

"Maybe I can get you away from "under my bed" with this little Gerbera Daisy? :D" ... Ok XD

 

"Roses are blue, Violets are red, I might have this poem mixed up in my head :3" lol lol lol

 

"You're made of pure gold, valentine. :)" (A golden hyacinth on a golden pot) Awww ;o;

 

"Eka elrun ono. Sè onr sverdar sitja hvass!!"

 

"Hey, Girl, don't be silly, and accept this water lily!"

 

"<Insert witty message>"

 

"I wanna be the very best! That no one ever was!"

 

"Nice to look, but not nice to touch! These plants will show I like you much. Wow, that was terrible."

 

Warning: Sharp thorns. Do Not Touch. (White Miniature Roses)

 

"GYRADOSSSSS >=OOO IT HAS FLAME BODY!!! (Which is clearly impossible rofl xDDD)" (Dragon Head Flower) XD

 

"It's looking for the sun and I gave it directions to you because you're a star!"

Edited by Glaciarie

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- A flower and a smile can make for a wonderful day, here's both for you! smile.gif

 

- Thank You Much for Being Sweet and not Having Stinky Feet.

 

- Hyvää Ystävänpäivää from Finland smile.gif Happy Valentine's Day!

 

 

 

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I got so many good ones, but one of my favorites is this one

 

Roses are red, the TARDIS is blue. I think that one in the middle is having identity issues.

:D I'm so glad that you liked it! It was one of my weirder ones. (I sent it with the red-and-blue roses, for those not in the know.)

 

It does make me wonder out of my messages how many people actually "got". Especially the "Veni Vidi Fugi" one, that joke was seriously obscure and I doubt people would have Googled it for the translation.

 

I did save all of the messages I sent in a Google Doc, originally so I could copy-paste good ones again later. I'm glad I did though, because it's the only way the full content of the spontaneous conversations would get recorded.

 

I specifically asked for wacky/goofy messages in the Send a Flower thread, and people totally delivered!

 

"Roses are red, violets are blue, but Dandelions can get you drunk when distilled right."

 

"When I grow up, I WANT TO BE A POTATO"

I realize this is probably a Portal reference, but my warped brain thought to respond with a mutilated Invader Zim quote instead, so I ran with it.

 

"This is a wacky message :)"

To which I replied: "Suddenly, the biters reached self-awareness. The plant apocalypse had begun." . . . and then belatedly realized he'd sent a Venus flytrap, not a biter. XD

 

“Roses are red, violets are blue, so is this mushroom... You probably shouldn't eat it.”

 

This next one was split into three messages:

"I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man! I can shake-a my fanny, I can shake-a my can!

I'm a tough tootin' baby that can puncha yo buns, puncha yo buns, I can punch all yo buns!

If yo an evil witch, I will punch you for fun!"

 

That friend is a huge Adventure Time fan. XD

 

"Roses are red, Dragons are blue, Sugar is sweet and I like Pie"

I think I like dysfunctional poems the best.

 

"Something strange is afoot at the Circle K..."

 

"Here's some pretty pansies from me to, hope the make you happy... Umm I ran out of rhymes.. ^^"

More dysfunctional poetry! :D

 

"Do not feed this flower after 12 p.m. :o"

Gremlins! :D (sent with a flytrap)

 

"I was with Iris in the bed, but then the gardener picked her up and I was like WHAT."

I sent something back about dating plants and pollinating in public. XD It was a very, very oblique Doctor Who reference.

 

"This transfer has already been claimed by another user... Have a flower instead!"

I wish we could get flowers with in-cave error messages! :D

 

"Iris crushing on this one fellow, but he never said hello and so I never lily bothered him anymore."

 

"Roses are red/ Violets are blue/ This poem makes no sense/ Banana ^^"

 

"Quick! To the Angelmobile!"

Sent not too long after TJ's Vals grew up.

 

"This plant keeps insisting that it is a CB silver. I've given up on arguing."

Sent with a ???. Love it!

 

"Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.” "

I gave the only logical response: "Okay in accordance with the prophecy!"

 

"Roses are red, Violets are blue. All my base Are belong to you! Happy Valentine's Day :)"

 

"Roses are red, violets are blues, beware great Poofiemus, ill steal your shoe."

I wonder, would that only be my left shoe?

 

"Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn't rhyme. Potatoes."

 

"Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not freaking blue."

You know, I've been wondering about that too!

 

"I think I used up most of my good jokes day before last. Oh, the pain."

Sent fairly late in the event. XD

 

A conversation:

Sender: "Careful! It sings sometimes :o" (with a rafflesia)

Me: "You're right, it does sing! And it sounds unnervingly like Levi Stubbs."

Sender: "Wait until midnight! Than it starts dancing like michael jackson :o Scaaaary!"

I'd been referring to the guy who voiced Audrey II alongside Rick Moranis in Little Shop of Horrors, but Michael Jackson was definitely scarier! :P

 

"I've counted the petals. They say that nobody loves me but everybody knows daisies are dirty liars."

With a red Gerbera Daisy. XD

 

"I tried to come up with a clever message but it appears that my flowers all grow on wit."

 

"Special, just for today! These roses have super sharp hidden thorns, a perfect gift to an ex!"

It is kind of ironic roses are seen as romantic, given how weaponized they are, now that I think of it.

 

"I ship us, wanna make it cannon? ;D Have a brilliant day!"

 

"I think this plant might have a rash...."

With that two-toned hibiscus! I resorted to a math pun in reply. XD

 

"Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out."

I replied: "He's not afraid to be killed in nasty ways. OoooOOOOoooh, braaaaave Sir Robin!"

And got back: "That's; that's enough music for now lads, there's dirty work afoot."

 

Oh, dude, there's still tons more. I'll put those up in a follow-up post, how's that?

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here i am biggrin.gif *puts herself in a box and sends box* xd.png

-From carlaeraclei

 

One Black pot with a side of flowers, your total will be 4 hugs and one tickle.

-From Wyvernaa

 

are my favorites smile.gif

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Roses are red, water is blue. I hope you like this, even though they're not blue. Happy V-day, bro!

 

Roses are red, and here's something new; violets are violet, not the colour blue! (Happy V-day!)

 

Pinks can influence, reds can incubate, georgexu94 is really super great!

-From SockPuppet Strangler

(Sock, that's very sweet. :'> )

 

I'm lavender scent of this flower. Hope you like it, too.

( biggrin.gif I love the pun.)

 

Don't tickle a sleeping dragon, they may roll over onto you.

( xd.png )

 

Sad to say I have not seen Derrick.

-From littleblackdog

( blink.gif I don't know where that came from. xd.png But I replied that don't worry. Derrick has been found.)

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May the force be with you.

-From ninjapenguinrobot

Yesss

I got some other nice ones but they weren't funny or cool, just some replies and thank yous and stuff from gifting and naming smile.gif

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