Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[emilylan3151]

then take it out

Waiter! there is a fly in my soup! (lol)

[Lumikkja]

Ugh, that's disgusting. Too bad he isn't Jeff Goldblum.

 

Waiter, there's a very small black hole in m soup!

[The_One_and_Only]

It must be that black circle sticker on your glasses

 

Waiter, there are sparkles in my soup!

[EscapistLore]

Didn't you know its very fashionable to have gold glitter in your soup?

 

Waiter, there's a snowball in my soup!

 

Edit - (I'm a ninja >.>)

Edited November 23, 2014 by EscapistLore

[blackgem14]

It's pixie dust. It is still 'fly' soup day!

 

Ugh, that's disgusting. Too bad he isn't Jeff Goldblum.

One of my favorite characters ever on all media ever was played by Jeff Goldblum. Nowadays...

 

Waiter, there is an LAN server in my soup!

 

Edit: 'd. Heyyy.

Edited November 23, 2014 by blackgem14

[EscapistLore]

It's pixie dust. It is still 'fly' soup day!

 

Waiter, there is an LAN server in my soup!

 

Edit: 'd. Heyyy.

Well, didn't your mother tell you to taste new foods before trying them? How do you know you won't like it?

 

Waiter, there is still a snowball in my soup.

Edited November 23, 2014 by EscapistLore

[blackgem14]

Oh, don't worry, look. It's melting.

 

Waiter, there is an 8-lensed pair of glasses in my soup!

(Must be for a spider )

Edited November 23, 2014 by blackgem14

[Naraku]

You'll look cool as you eat your soup! It's trendy.

 

Waiter, there is candle in my soup!

[EscapistLore]

You'll look cool as you eat your soup! It's trendy.

 

Waiter, there is candle in my soup!

Can we use it to melt the snowball in mine? Hmm.. Want a match to light it?

 

Waiter, there's a beaker of NaOH in my soup. O.o

[Naraku]

(Yes, you may use the candle to melt the snowball in your soup.)

 

You are supposed to pour the compound in your soup. It will add rich salty flavor to your soup.

 

Waiter, there's piggy bank in my soup!

[MessengerDragon]

"Does it have anything in it?"

 

"Waiter, there's a debate going on in my soup!"

[EscapistLore]

"Hmm... what's the debate about? Shoe strings? I'll get you another soup."

 

Waiter, there's a bluna in my soup.

[MessengerDragon]

"Ask it if it wants to stay with you! If not, suggest it to swim in the sea. There's more room there than there is in that bowl."

 

"Waiter there's a

in my soup!"

[LupusEques]

DELICIOUS.

 

Waiter, there is a waiter in my soup!

[MessengerDragon]

"Help! I know I'm in your soup! Now get me out of here!"

 

"Waiter, I'm in my soup!"

[EscapistLore]

"Oh, you mean you didn't want to go swimming in your soup?" *checks the bill* "But you ordered that. Do you taste good?"

 

Waiter, there's a Jack Frost in my soup.

Edited November 23, 2014 by EscapistLore

[LupusEques]

It is delicious though! You will love it!

 

Waiter, your mom is in my soup!

[blackgem14]

Oh, so THAT'S why it's frozen!

 

Waiter, there's a keyboard F key in my soup.

[LupusEques]

 

Ok, here are the rest of the keys!!!

 

Waiter, there is a ninja in my soup

[EscapistLore]

I don't see a ninja. >.>

 

Waiter, there's a snake in my soup.

[Naraku]

I'm sure it is just a noodle. It will be delicioussss!

 

Waiter, there's a living chicken in my soup!

[LupusEques]

Would you like the butcher knife to kill it?

 

Of course you don't see the ninja, its a ninja!

 

Waiter, there is a pokemon in my soup. (Do seasonals remind anyone else of pokemon?)

[Laura-Lana]

Order a new soup, that Pokemon will eat up your soup in no time

 

Waiter, there is a candle in my soup!

[blackgem14]

Yeah, you ordered the wax soup, so we figured we'd just put the candle in potato soup and let it melt so it'd turn into wax soup.

 

Waiter, there is a can of ginger ale in my soup!

[MessengerDragon]

"Oh, so that's where it went..."

 

"Waiter, there's a clock in my soup!"