Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[georgexu94]

Apologies, sir. That was for the giant.

 

Waitress, there's a giant squid in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

Didn't you order the Calimari Supreme soup?

 

Waiter! There's a dolphin in my soup!

[Lemniscate]

I apologize for the inconvenience. I will inform the chef that today is not Large Seafood Day.

Waiter, there's a bowl of soup in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

So eat it!

 

Waiter, there's a Yveltal in my soup! D:

[georgexu94]

You're imagining things. Eat now your soup, ma'am.

 

Waitress! There's mercury in my soup! You want to poison me?

[Denwayasha]

No, of course not! That's the god of doctors, Mercury, not the poison kind! (Though what he's doing in your soup, I have no idea..)

 

Waiter, there's a laptop in my soup!

[sh20000sh]

Cook was writing some document about 'soup' at kitchen. He said he lost his laptop and I think it is this.

 

Waiter! There is a dictionary in my soup!

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[georgexu94]

No, of course not! That's the god of doctors, Mercury, not the poison kind! (Though what he's doing in your soup, I have no idea..)

(To the beautiful Denwayasha) I'm a Greek demigod so it's Hermes really. ((I still don't understand why the American demigods don't have their own American aspect instead of having to have two other aspects- Greek or Roman. Maybe should tell Riordan this.))

 

Waiter! There is a dictionary in my soup!

@sh20...: Well, every soup comes with a free surprise.

 

Waitress! There's bras in my soup!

[Path Light]

WHAT?!

Waiter, there is Darien's shovels on my soup! HELP!

[georgexu94]

You might be mistaken, sir. Darien doesn't have any shovels to begin with.

 

Waiter, there's copper in my soup.

[Path Light]

Now it is rusted copper!

Waiter, there is and on my soup!

[georgexu94]

They are for your amusement.

 

Waiter, there's lead in my soup. Elemental lead, not the pencil lead which is actually graphite and clay.

[Denwayasha]

*uses alchemy to turn that lead into gold* Better, sir?

 

Waiter! There's a band of singing nomads in my soup, going on and on about some secret tunnel!

 

@georgexu94- (Haha, true. I'd be Greek, too, but yeah.) I imagine that they might get an 'American' aspect eventually, as long as Gaea doesn't rise and the spirit of the West stays in the US, but the gods haven't been there as long as they were in Greece or Rome. I think in one of the books (iirc it was in the original series) someone commented how Zeus in particular was becoming more American, so we'll see. c: -/end nerd ramble

[solarflare3000]

Oh, its buried treasure night! The first to find the treasure our nomads are singing about gets to keep it!

 

Waiter, there is a chicken in my tomato soup!

[georgexu94]

I see nothing wrong wi- Oh no! You're vegetarian. I'll replace your soup in a jiffy.

 

Waiter, there's bronze in my soup. (What's with the metals in my soup?)

[Denwayasha]

It's to help you get essential minerals into your diet.

 

Waiter, there's a football (the American kind) in my soup!

[sh20000sh]

That you are looking at is actually Seragamma Wyvern's egg. After boiled, they sometimes look like 'football'.

 

Waiter, there is a this letter in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Of course! It's our fancy alphabet soup, imported from faraway lands!

 

Waiter! There's a candle floating in my soup!

[georgexu94]

To light up your soup. You shouldn't eat in the dark.

 

Waitress, there's pewter in my soup!

[Tiga]

Its for the texture

 

Waited, there is a melon in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

I don't know how many time's I've told Ms. Melon Lord to stay out of the kitchen... *sigh* Our apologies, ma'am.

 

Waiter! There's a Dark Myst egg in my soup!

[georgexu94]

It's yours to keep then

 

Waiter, there's iron and steel in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

Yep, it's Iron Soup, best soup in Westeros if I do say so myself~

 

Waiter! There are a bunch of meaningless #hashtags in my soup! D:

[georgexu94]

Well, that doesn't make sense.

 

Waitress, there's brass in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

*fashions said brass into a tuba* Here you go~

 

Waiter! There's a stapler in my soup!!