Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[MessengerDragon]

Why are you asking me? Ask yourself why you got in there!

 

Waiter, there's a spoon in my soup!

[SoiledLove]

I think that's what you use to eat the soup with.

 

Waiter, there's a thunder dragon egg in my soup!

[Nanashi]

(Not all cats. And I like water.)

 

Ah, yes, I did warn you the new special was 'shocking'. Take it home if you'd like.

 

Waiter/Waitress, there's a dancing cat in my soup!

[SoiledLove]

What? Oh man, I'm sorry, but that was supposed to be cat soup. No idea why the cat's alive though.

 

Waiter! There's a kitchen in my soup!

[Nanashi]

I'm terribly sorry ma'am. Everything seems to have been reversed today.

 

Waiter/Waitress, there's a chainsaw in my soup.

[SoiledLove]

Whatever you do, please don't get angry and use it, miss, we'll fix this right away!

 

Waiter, there's a hill with two people on it in my soup!

[Nanashi]

I believe they just buried a safe in your soup, miss. Careful with them, they may bite!

 

Waiter/Waitress, there's a candle in my soup...

[SoiledLove]

Is it lighted? Because if it is, that's one weird candle...

 

Waiter, there's a Phoenix in my soup!

[Lemniscate]

Ah, hopefully I'm not the Phoenix in your soup.

 

Waiter, there's a cyborg beetle with chocolate muffins in my soup!

[SoiledLove]

That's our special: chocolate muffin soup! Dunno what the beetle's doing there though... You might want to get rid of that.

 

Waiter! There's a wailord in my soup!

Edited July 25, 2014 by SoiledLove

[Lemniscate]

I thought you ordered the extra extra large daily fish special.

 

Waiter, there's a monster in my soup that's eating me!

[Nanashi]

Oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else. I'll stop eating you now.

 

Waiter/Waitress, there's a brownie, a apple, and fuzzy handcuffs in my soup!

[SoiledLove]

I suggest you stay away from that soup then...

 

Waiter, there's an invincible blender in my soup!

[Lemniscate]

That's our CPA special!

 

Waiter, there's a needle full of cockroaches in my soup!

 

Edit: got ninja'd

Edited July 25, 2014 by Silverphoenixx

[Nanashi]

Waiter, there's an invincible blender in my soup!

Let me eat that for you.

 

Waiter, there's a needle full of cockroaches in my soup!

Terribly sorry, ma'am. The chef has been... Experimenting.

 

Waiter/Waitress, there's a Charmander in my soup.

[SoiledLove]

Quick! Get it out! It's going to die!

 

Waiter, there's a air conditioner in my soup...

[Lemniscate]

It's there to make sure your meal stays warm!

 

Waiter, there's a waitress in my soup.

Ninja'd again

Edited July 25, 2014 by Silverphoenixx

[Nanashi]

Waiter, there's a air conditioner in my soup...

You said you wanted cold soup, no?

 

Waiter, there's a waitress in my soup.

Sorry about that. They wanted to swim.

 

Waiter/Waitress, my muse is in my soup.

Edited July 25, 2014 by seacatsmew

[Lemniscate]

Oh, collect it then.

 

Waiter, there's a old man wearing a flower hat and paper sushi in my soup!

[Nanashi]

He just wants to be your soup buddy.

 

Waiter/Waitress, there's a ninja in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

Yes, it's the newest game app, "Soup Ninja"!

 

Waiter, there's an Arceus in my soup!! O.O

[Nanashi]

We did tell you the soup was 'heavenly'! Quick, use a Master Ball!

 

Waiter/Waitress, there's a Denwayasha in my soup!

[ViperSwan]

I'm not sure what she's doing in your soup but we apologize.

 

Waiter, there's a sleeping potion in my soup!

[Tiga]

To dull the flavor of the pepper.

 

Wait, there's a blanket in my soup!

[Little-Star]

Oh it's cold outside, you should wrap yourself in it went you get out

 

 

Waiter, there's Toothless in my soup