Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[Lumikkja]

"Why, so there is. Fancy that. Would you like a refill? *whispers* Look, mister Path Light sir, you get a free dragon, and somehow no one else has noticed. I wouldn't complain if I were you."

 

"Waiter!! There's a Protoform X in my soup!"

 

*brain snap*

 

"PROTOFORM X!! You must be brought to justice for the destruction of Colony Omicron!"

[MessengerDragon]

*wonders what Protoform is, and whether there is a Protoform A, B, C and the rest of the alphabet before X* *The Protoform X escapes while the waiter is busy thinking* \"Oops! Sorry! I can give you a fresh bowl of soup though!"

 

"Waiter, there's a potato in my soup!"

[blackgem14]

Oh, sorry! I mixed up your order with SockPuppet Strangler's. I'll see if yours got sent to her table.

 

Waiter, there is strawberry yogurt in my soup!

[Durppie]

Why?! What the HELL was the point of putting that in a perfectly good bowl of-ack. Customers. Customers are always right, my left buttcheek.

 

Waiter, there is a Beatles CD in my soup.

[Mirhana]

"Oh my, and a limited edition album at that!"

 

"Waiter, there's a Caterpie in my soup!"

[Naraku]

Don't disturb it! The Caterpie is in its natural habitat. Please wait as I bring you a new soup.

 

Waiter, there is a broken heart in my soup!

[blackgem14]

There's one in every soup.

 

Waiter, there's a sombrero in my soup!

Edited November 21, 2014 by blackgem14

[Kyleedj]

Ah yes, you see, the ingredients are imported from Mexico. This is how it copes.

 

Waiter, there is a pillow in my soup.

[blackgem14]

That must have flown over here from the Virtual Pillow Fight. Pick it up and fling it.

 

Waiter, there is a surfboard in my soup!

[LupusEques]

Just enter my shrinking machine and surf!

 

Waiter, there is in my soup!

[Brotato]

Excuse me, there's of what in your soup?

 

Waiter, there's a terribly untalented musical pop-star wannabe in my soup.

[LupusEques]

Well here, I will take it out and it will now follow you around forever.

 

Waiter, there is still in my soup.

 

You know, that weird hairy brown thing, it is in my soup.

[The_One_and_Only]

Here, I'll take it out and you can keep it as your pet forever.

 

 

Waiter, theres a somehow in my soup.

 

 

[LupusEques]

Oh ok, *sticks head in soup and slurps it out* Is that good?

 

Waiter, there is a The_One_and_Only in my soup!

[Naraku]

I apologize, sir. I'll bring in LupusEques soup instead.

 

Waiter, there's Skype in my soup!

[LupusEques]

Good for you, who you talking to?

 

Waiter, there is a soup in my soup!

[Lumikkja]

Hey, look on the bright side, you can chat with people while you eat!

 

Waiter, there's a Leetle Tree in my soup!

[LupusEques]

Wait until april fools, then it will turn into broccoli!

 

Waiter, there is a person that completely skipped my post! Can you help me solve the problem about a soup being in my soup?

Edited November 22, 2014 by LupusEques

[Naraku]

Your soup will be twice as delicious! Just give it a try.

 

Waiter, there is a time bomb in my soup!!

[blackgem14]

It will explode and the soup will be all over you, but if you hold your mouth open you will get to eat some of it!

 

Waiter, there is a Chrysler 200 in my soup!

[LupusEques]

That must be where the hole in the kitchen must have came from...

 

Waiter! there is a million dollar bill in my soup! I want a one dollar bill instead *cries*

[Kyleedj]

Don't worry, this makes the flavor rich! You'll love it.

 

Waiter there is glass in my soup! 0.0

 

(True story: the one time I ever went to Cici's Pizza Place, I had a shard of glass the size of my THUMB in my brownie.)

[blackgem14]

(Yikes! I always used to love that restaurant, but now I can't eat there. )

 

Oh, yes, that is part of the glass decoration over the stove. You can have it, think of it as a souvenir.

 

Waiter, there is Law and Order Criminal Intent memorabilia in my soup!

Edited November 22, 2014 by blackgem14

[LupusEques]

deal with it

 

Waiter there is a blackgem14 in my soup!

[blackgem14]

AARGH! It's the chef's fault!

 

Waiter, there is a drug store ad in my soup.