Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[LupusEques]

That is how much time you have left before I kick you in your face

 

Waiter, there is a commercial for a poorly made, over advertised anime show in my sandwich! (You can't tell me what to eat! So I am going to eat a sandwich.)

[MessengerDragon]

"Wow, that is over-advertising! The rubbish bin is over there, if there's any room left. It seems to be quite full of commercials for a poorly made, over advertised anime show. Enjoy your sandwich, by the way!"

 

"Waiter, there's no soup in my bowl, the datamonster attacked it! I have nothing against datamonsters in general, but I dislike it when they take my things! (Or food, or dragons.)"

[blackgem14]

Sorry! I'll delete the Datamonster. Now I'll go- wait, we're getting reports that all the soup got attacked. I'll spawn you some new soup.

 

Waiter, there's a Minecraft grass block in my soup!

[Snowwall]

Well, fertilise it and get a bouquet of flowers!

 

Waiter, there's a vase in my soup!

Edited November 23, 2014 by Snowwall

[kreepers_killer]

Oops! Its mine...

 

Waiter, There is a nuclear bomb in my soup!

[blackgem14]

Now it explodes, and we're all gone, so nobody cares.

 

Waiter, there is an oversized yellow paperclip in my soup!

[LupusEques]

That is just a noodle...

 

Waiter, there is a lagmonster in my soup!

[Snowwall]

That... information... is... sooooo... out... of... date... now...

 

Waiter, there is a lump of coal in my soup!

[blackgem14]

Smelt your iron with it.

 

Waiter, there is a computer mouse in my soup!

[Naraku]

It might be quite dirty, assuming it has been used. Let me get you a new soup.

 

Waiter, there's a blade of grass in my soup!

[MessengerDragon]

"Oh, sorry!" *puts in a second blade* "There, that's better!"

 

"Waiter, there's a soggy tissue in my soup!"

[Naraku]

Sorry, that's mine. I am not feeling well today.

 

Waiter, there's a bell in my soup!

[KittyHawkMC]

Apologies! The carolers last year left that.

 

Waiter, there is a mound of fur in mah soup!

[Ruby Eyes]

Ah, there is my wig! I wondered where it might have gone to.

 

Waiter, there is a "crossroads" sign in my soup!

[LoveLoveNightmare]

Oh my apologies, the chef thought you had ordered our 'Sign Special Supreme', I'll be back with a new bowl shortly.

 

Waiter, there's a OMGLOLLOLOLOLOLFAILN00BMLGYOLOSWEGTROLOLOLOLTEABAGGIN' in my soup!

[Meg_752]

My apologies for delivering the Mountain Dew Special. I'll get you something else.

 

Waiter, there's a portal to Narnia in my soup!

[Path Light]

The portal was having problems

Waiter, there is Darien's rock in my soup!

[Snowwall]

Rock music or just a lump of quartz?

 

Waiter, there is a bit of Christmas cheer in my soup!

[Path Light]

Cheers!

 

Waiter, there is a police officer in my soup!

[Snowwall]

What a coincidence! So, when I say "Stand and deliver!", you can skip the "Call police" part and we can save some time all around

 

Waiter, there is a platypus in my soup! It's swimming around and all

Edited December 23, 2014 by Snowwall

[Path Light]

Is that Perry the Platypus?

 

Waiter, there is Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz in my soup!

[Naraku]

Don't mind him, he is just making an yet another invention called Soup-inator! I don't know what the invention will do, though.

 

Waiter, there is an underwater camera in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Oh yes, it's for a new documentary "Deep Soup Fishing: Extreme!".

 

Waiter, there's a roll of wrapping paper in my soup...

[Spottedleaf]

"Merry Christmas. I wanted to make sure there was plenty of wrapping paper for your soup. It is a gift from me to you, enjoy."

 

Waiter, there's a cat in my soup.

[ViperSwan]

Didn't you read the menu? Free cats with every meal!

 

Waiter, there's pony in my soup!