Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[saiun]

they enjoy going into the bulk food aisle at a supermarket and just shoving their arms into a barrel full of oatmeal/granola/walnuts

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Mmmm, granola. The freshest is always below the top layer.

 

saiun puts dried beans in their socks. 

[Docthings]

Sunrise threw a rock at a kid riding his bike and laughed when he fell and cried.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings double-dog-dared me to do it. I had no choice.

[_Ro_]

Sunrise will do anything if dared to. ANYTHING.... 0.0

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I'll do anything for love, anything you're dreaming of, but I won't do that. No, I won't do that.

 

_Ro_  shredded Lagie's Amish romance books for hamster bedding.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise hid the other sock.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I'm not a sock gnome! _Ro_ might be.

 

Corvik is the reason for the boil advisory. They blew the horn, but that hydrant didn't get out of the way.

 

[Docthings]

Sunrise thinks it's funny to feign injury or death. What's worse is that I keep falling for it.

[subwoofer]

Docthings believes anything that they're told. Anything.

[Lovecats]

subwoofer is currently overthinking because they are worried of the consequences of posting baseless lies about Docthings.

 

I would be too tho

[saiun]

lovecats has secret Egyptian artifacts stored away in their home, well...they're not secret anymore

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

saiun's attic is full of pertrified uneaten meals that they disliked as a kid.

[Docthings]

Sunrise doesn't feel even a smidgen of guilt when they accidentally step on a snail. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings anesthetized my hooves. Feels weird.

[Docthings]

Sunrise jumped off the operating table and ran away just as I was about to perform hoof surgery.

[subwoofer]

Docthings put mosquitoes around my computer because I posted baseless lies about them.

[Docthings]

Time to invest in some mosquito spray.

 

subwoofer won't stop barking outside my house at night.

[Lovecats]

Docthings is so thoroughly addicted to the dc forum games section that they plan to invest their entire life savings into keeping it going.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The donation page mysteriously sends the donations to Lovecats' account.

[Docthings]

Sunrise won't let me leave until this game section is at 1000 pages. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings stole my bridle and made me her servant. But eventually, all prisoners escape.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise is banned in greenland for murder via fire hydrant.

[subwoofer]

Corvik invented a device that allows them to make people have a specific song stuck in their head for eternity.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

subwoofer is the proof.