Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[_Ro_]

Sunrise is the one who made my corvik costume which is why it didn't work.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

_Ro_ has no reason to complain. I used authentic Somerandomcorviknight™️ feathers.

[Docthings]

Sunrise once purchased cyanide from me for "personal reasons".

[_Ro_]

Docthings sells cyanide as a side hustle because he secretly lost his medical license a decade ago.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It was personal.

 

_Ro_ has been hoarding cookies.

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise wants to secretly scapegoat _Ro_ so that they can monopolise on the local cookie reserves.

[_Ro_]

Sunrise laced the cookies with cyanide. I'm saving you all by eating them all myself. Strong stomach.

 

Lovecats secretly waits for me to be writing a comment so they can post at the exact same time.

Edited July 26, 2021 by _Ro_

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

_Ro_ put fruitflies in my Caesar salad.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

was mysteriously run over by a 99taxi at 1 am

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvik was the first one the 99taxi hit.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

sunrise is the cause for the ozone hole.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvik lives in a house built out of banned Aquanet hairspray cans from the 1980s. As a result they alway have big hair/feathers and are listening to classic rock.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise is a pro-cancer promoter.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvik avoids the sun because their feathers are prone to bleaching out.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise doesn't know the sun is a deadly lazer.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvik read that pamphlet Lovecats left so innocently lying around.

Edited July 27, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[_Ro_]

Sunrise takes free pamphlets to fuel the everlasting fires.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

_𝓻𝓸_ 𝓬𝓪𝓷'𝓽 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭 𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔶 𝔱𝔢𝔵𝔱 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤, ⓣⓗⓔⓨ ⓐⓡⓔ ａｌｌｅｒｇｉｃ　ｔｏf̴̢͎͉̦̓̇̈́o̴͙̤̬̪͇̓͆̆͒͊͘͝͠͠ͅń̴͍̌́̀̈́̾̊͗̃ͅt̸̡̟̉̈́́s̶̪̗̈̍

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvik put the milk in the bowl before the cereal. They also mixed bran flakes with Froot Loops.

[Docthings]

Sunrise once cut down a tree that housed a family of birds because they were being "too noisy".

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Doc knows the way out of IKEA.

[subwoofer]

Corvik put an insect on my bed last night.

[_Ro_]

Subwoofer was sleeping in IKEA last night.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

_Ro_ stole my diary and read it. 

[Docthings]

Sunrise's diary gives directions to their favourite "disposal point". Hmmm..